20 January 2017 | lor_
Repeat after me: if a man shows up he's a masseur; a woman is a masseuse
This recent addition to Brazzers' hit Oiler series has a merely okay cast, with the international honchos avoiding big names for a change. Exception is the welcome return of Kaylani Lei, ex-Wicked star, who adapts well to gonzo format and has retained her natural modest-sized breasts rather than succumb to the Brazzers' mega-tits tradition.
Lei is matched with Keiran Lee, as a masseuse despite the video's title. Wearing very sexy lingerie, she looks as if Father Time ignored her, virtually identical to her appearance a decade and a half ago. Vignette has one good gag, Lee turns over for his front-side massage and under the towel he exhibits a tent-pole effect. This sight gag is often used in cinema, but is generally a fake and exaggeration, but Lee removes the towel and his huge cock is standing at attention, absolutely real and to scale.
Brit starlet Emma Leigh is paired with a frequent partner, Danny D, in a skit likely directed by Dick Bush, as his regular NonSex actor Alex Donald shows up as a play-by-play sportscaster named Roger Delightfull. This is a comedy segment, much needed given the repetitiousness of the oiler genre's sex clichés.
A Spanish-language vignette, with subtitles, spotlights the fake tits of Erica Fontes. Candy Manson guests uncredited as the NonSex mom in a skit titled "Massage My Daughter", with cute and busty kid Kayla Kayden receiving a cream pie.
Breast in show goes to an obscure performer Mary Jean, a masseuse who give Jessy Jones a hard time.
Regarding "masseur": this is apparently a word that in the English language has recently been replaced in much usage by its feminine counterpart "masseuse". Jacky St. James and other top Adult directors frequently call a male massage therapist a masseuse in their recent scripts. And recently I watched two separate NYC network newscasts that reported on a "masseuse" arrested for murdering his boyfriend: the accused is a Gay man, not a woman.