Already having run the "sticky gel" massage genre into the ground, producer Bree Mills and her untalented director Mr. Blade turn to marquee names in a vain attempt to save their bacon in this ridiculous video. The over the hill gang, plus a feminine ringer, insult what remains of the target viewer's intelligence.
For the four dull vignettes, we first have Evan Stone and Sean Michaels telling us how Rocco sicced them on the apartment where prostitutes posing as masseuses charge $200 a pop for the Nuru oiler technique invented in Japan. Later Rocco does the same routine, while contradicting them (he tells us it's his first try, hardly an old-hand who recommended it to all his buddies), and in addition Mia Malkova, sort of a porn star but not in the old-age (and male) bracket of the rest of them, plays herself as a whore working pro bono for charity (I kid you not), and treating Tyler Nixon to the rubdown with extras.
This is trashy, even by comparison with previous Nuru videos. The young starlets are of course why people would watch, rather than the chance to see long-in-the tooth guys doing what we've seen them do thousands of times before (same actually goes for Mia, who is overexposed on video of late).
Rocco's segment has him humping two step-sisters at once, with Christie Stevens' big breasts filling up the screen.
Given the cast this could become a curiosity piece someday, but is more likely to get lost amidst the thousands upon thousands of videos these stars have made over the years, their earliest ones usually turning out to be their best.
