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  • The porn fascination with MILFs is old-hat, and so is this recent Brazzers release. Except for the presence of great old-timers (no disrespect intended) Lisa Ann and Monique Alexander, it has little to offer even die-hard fans.

    It's not even a full loaf of a Brazzers DVD: no bonus segment so we get 3 hours instead of the usual pushing-4 hours of content. Lisa Ann appears in a rather clumsy vignette that acts as the disk's finale: she overhears a couple in a bathroom stall while checking herself out in the mirror, and makes sort of a porn citizen's arrest when the girl balks at taking on Danny D's massive dick. Lisa barges in and summarily banishes the girl from the premises, then humps Danny, foot-longer and all.

    This absurdly crummy premise, right down to the cheap and ugly setting, is undermined by the fact that Lisa merely nibbles on the object, rather than deep-throating it as expected, a feat Cathy Heaven has done repeatedly with Mr. D D. The fact that she can ride it to the hilt is no big deal -every petite jail-baiter in porn these days can do that or she won't get her green card to perform XXX in the first place.

    Monique, who back in her Vivid girl heyday was perhaps the least likely woman to apply for work at top-heavy-fixated Brazzers, appears in "Steamy Business", humping Johnny Sins in the ladies' locker room.

    Other mindless segments have busty Helly Mae Hellfire and equally tattooed Nina Elle up to no good, while Shay Fox suffers through a failed skit, Brazzers' answer to one of many SNL sketches that die live right on the TV screen, in which she's owner of a yoga studio where over-the-hill looking Keiran applies for work. His audition for her is cock-centric with Shay getting an anal workout.