Duke: Pity is worse than a fist to the face.
Baker Dill: If I didn't catch fish all day, I'd find a way to kill you.
Constance: Okay, Dill. Say fate gave you the choice: you can get the lady, or you could catch that tuna that's in your head. Which one would you choose?
Baker Dill: [about Karen] She never knows whether opportunity's all around her, or it pours off her like rain.
Reid Miller: I am the rules.