Alyssa Jones
Holden McNeil
Merkin
Security Guard
Guy with Banana (as Johnny Bananas)
Chronic
Sleepy Blunt-Fan
Jason Biggs
Jihad
Clerk
Pitchfork Guy
Comic Book Man
Comic Book Man / Cast of Clerks
Cast of Clerks
Cast of Clerks (as Ernest 'Ernie' O'Donnell)
Cast of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Anchorman Grant Hicks
Cast of Clerks (as John 'Johnny' Willyung)
Alfred the Butler
Keith Coogan
Walking Dead Fan
Chicago Ride Me Now Driver (as Eric Corrasco)
Nervous Cop
Reggie
Sopapilla
Justice
Kush Boy #2 (as Nicholas Fehlinger)
Con-Ployee
Iron Bob
Ted Underhill
Big Gun Guy
Holy Roller
Chris Hemsworth
Klan Leader
Bluntman
Robert Kirkman
Con-Ployee #3
Brodie
Lawyer
Mooby's Coffee Addict (as Dave Mandel)
Bailiff
Mooby's Cook
Jay
Amy (as Logan Lee Mewes)
Mooby's Fun-ployee
Lady Bailiff
Redman (as Reggie 'Redman' Noble)
Bluntman Cosplayer
Captain
French Canadian Blunt-Fan
1st AD (as Joe Reitman)
Kush Boy #1
Judge Jerry N. Executioner
Cockmando Voices (voice)
Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
SouthBest Airlines Lady
Prosecutor
Con Woman (as Virginia Sheridan)
Popcorn Eater (as Andy Singer)
Method Man (as Cliff 'Method Man' Smith)
Jay Cosplayer
Silent Bob Fan
Milly
Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Con-Ployee #2
James Van Der Beek
Shan Yu
Blunt-Fan
Loki
Background Actor
Background Actor (as Arunendra 'Roni' Banerjee)
Background Actor (as William Benefield)
Background Actor (as Jay Boyd)
Background Actor (as Kenneth Bryan)
Background Actor (as Andrew Burst)
Background Actor (as Michael Carbuccia)
Background Actor (as Chris Davis)
Background Actor (as Nicholas Foreman)
Background Actor (as Zachary Gonzalez)
Background Actor (as James Guidry)
Background Actor (as Jeff Klemmer)
Background Actor (as Antione Lagarde)
Background Actor (as Cynthia Leblanc)
Background Actor (as Elton Leblanc)
Background Actor (as Josh Logan)
Background Actor (as Jesus Maldonado)
Background Actor (as Jacqueline Matherne)
Background Actor (as Gary Moore)
Background Actor (as Mike Moreau)
Background Actor (as Aeryn Moulder)
Background Actor (as Jeffery Riseden)
Background Actor (as Christopher Smith)
Background Actor (as Tony Steele)
Chronic Con Contest Winner / Silent Bob Cosplayer (uncredited)
Jogger (uncredited)
Chronic Con Attendee (uncredited)
The Costumer (uncredited)
Geek Girl at Convention (uncredited)
Chronic Con Vendor (uncredited)
Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)
Crowd (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Chronic Con Camera Man (uncredited)
Goth Silent Bob Cosplayer (uncredited)
Fist Thug (uncredited)