Cop and a Half-Wit

Chris Griffin: Is that a Michael Sam jersey?

Stewie Griffin: Yep, two boy names. Doubly masculine.

Brian Griffin: Like George Michael?

Stewie Griffin: Shut up!

Brian Griffin: Come on, Stewie. Are you still hung up about that woman at the grocery store, thinking you were a girl?

Chris Griffin: Elton John... is another.

Stewie Griffin: It has nothing to do with that, Brian. I just thought it'd be good to take up a sport. You know, like boys do.

Brian Griffin: You don't have to play football to prove you're a boy.

Chris Griffin: Barney Frank... is yet another one.

Brian Griffin: Chris, please. Actually, you know what? Ricky Martin. There's a bunch of these.