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  • Warning: Spoilers
    Noted far and wide for its group of highly successful series (Women Seeking Women already numbers 137 volumes already, a new one released every month), Girlfriends Films occasionally issues a one-shot, perhaps hoping it will catch on and launch a new series. Most of these are horrendous misfires, for example "Lesbian Neighbors" issued two years ago and sunk without a trace. (Many of these are not listed in IMDb nor plugged on the label's own website, but I'm covering them for the record, adding them to the database).

    The requisite four sex scenes on the video are divided into two halves, with a cast quartet executing tit for tat in the sex department and a sort of con-game format. I've checked off the Spoiler button because discussing this junker requires revealing its lousy central gimmick.

    Defying credibility at every turn (Girlfriends like other modern porn labels defaults to "just watch the sex" rather than taking its minimalist stories seriously), we have a young femme couple moving into their new apartment and cryptically greeted with a TV screen that in the manner of CCTV is showing them what's happening inside an adjacent apartment. They ponder this briefly and then watch the cute lesbian neighbors and immediately decide to prey upon them sexually, each anti- heroine picking her favorite girl and planning to seduce her.

    BIG SPOILER:

    The gimmick is that they succeed, but the whole thing was a ruse planted by the lovely neighbors to entrap the newbies. It's kind of a sting or old "Mission Impossible" TV series ploy whereby the easily bamboozled folks up to no good get their just desserts, walking merrily into the trap.

    Rebecca Blue and Presley Hart are the lecherous newbies, splitting up and pairing off with, respectively, cleverer-than-them Carmen Callaway and Courtney Shae. The Sapphic sex is routine, improv dialog miserable, and whole thing nonsensical. Especially annoying is that even the set-up is botched, as the original couple Blue and Hart never establish that they are an affectionate lesbian couple in the first place, playing it as if they had some platonic relationship, united only by their proximity and common preference for chicken-hawk behavior.

    Second half of the video sort of repeats the first, a failing not of just Girlfriends Films' product but also most of their competitors, especially Gamma Entertainment (parent of Girlsway, etc.), always anxious to run an idea into the ground. Only novelty is that in Part Two with a different cast we have greed and violence thrown into the stew.

    In this pair of scenes the newbies Jessie Andrews and Kimber Day see the other pair (Sarah Shevon and newcomer Daisy Shea) with a bag of stolen money, and they elect to steal it from them. Fake violence ensues between the lengthy sex couplings.

    ANOTHER BIG SPOILER:

    The switch this time is that the boodle turns out to be fake money, and the femme masterminds mock the newbies for falling for their bait. There's a second reversal of fortune, but I won't spoil it further. It's not as amusing or scary (girl wielding a knife) as intended, just lame sex filler executed by a cast one is used to seeing in far better projects. Hopefully they weren't paid by Girlfriends with play money.