Hooligan Escape the Russian Job (2018) User Reviews (10)

Hooligans? I see no Spray Paint

[eddie-32826 · 3/10 · 8 September 2019]

Well, it wasn't great. It stars Charlie Wernham from Bad Education. He was crap in that, and yes, he's crap in this.

Thankfully, there are other actors that you can try and get into, but you don't know much about any of them. Just one that was in the SAS apparently, but bragging to your mates, I thought it was a secret. Still, probably why I'm not in the army.

Anyway, back to the film. Apprently, there was a football match in 2016 and 2018, but we see none of that. A shop, a cell, and a warehouse. Not big on production.

There's a woman that speaks Russian, and she's a copper, but even though none of the russians speak english, and she translates, I was scratching my head wondering why she didn't say she was a copper. Just said it word for word. Adds to tension I guess.

Do I recommend this? Not really. If you like the typical bit of fighting, have a go. But if you like a plot...er....well, there isn't one really.

What a stitch up!

[terrybilliams · 2/10 · 4 June 2018]

This movie could have been better than a late night banana split!!

But unfortunately...

Them actors were just way too goddam good at being consistently s**t.

Horrible

[mrbr-35629 · 1/10 · 24 May 2018]

School plays are much better. The characters suck at acting, their lines were really predictable and the setting really poor.

Very bad!

[RodrigAndrisan · 14 May 2018]

I'm usually not interested in this kind of movie. I watched it because there are two actors in the cast that I know, we were together in two short films. The film is produced by a company named Picture Perfect, but it is far from what can be called perfect. In fact, it's exactly the opposite, everything is very bad, a waste of time for everyone.

awful, terrible....

[jmb7705 · 1/10 · 28 May 2018]

How did these so called film-makers get the money to make this tripe?...honestly my 5 year old has more talent...please DO NOT make a film again!!! Shame I had to give it 1 star...it really doesn't deserve that

rave...

[akzirus · 1/10 · 14 June 2018]

I did not have to see much nonsense ... Stupid propaganda and watering my country with filth. Greetings from Russia.

Absolutely awful

[andycardiff · 1/10 · 22 May 2023]

I just couldn't even watch all of it, not even an hour. The acting was terrible and the storyline even worse. Why do directors get football supporters/hooligans all wrong? The clothes weren't what they would wear. And how or why would they end up in a warehouse in the middle of nowhere in part of an unfathomable undercover operation? And a government spy, or agent, as part of their group (I won't use the term 'firm' or 'mob' because they weren't)? I think Amazon need to review what films they offer because, after the last two that I've chosen on their library, they have a lot of terrible movies in their service.

A shameful mess

[jefadlm-1 · 1/10 · 23 January 2021]

Not one reviewer pointed out incoherent audio ? Camera angles , lighting , characterization , continuity all failed miserably. , Apparently the so called technicians if they ever attended film school did not grasp the simplest fundamentals of narrative , let alone story telling ? Avoid and discard .





BOOKMAN

LMFAO

[steveginajohnston · 1/10 · 9 November 2019]

This has to be a comedy. These are not actors. Utter filth. Tourney off after ten minutes

It's an ok movie

[sunnya-30647 · 5/10 · 14 May 2018]

You do have to read the screen with the subtitles. I am not going to say the acting would win an Oscar and the camera work left a little to be desired . But I didn't turn it off . When you watch a movie like this you instantly think why didn't they just get rid of the bad guy when they had a chance . I get someone down I am not running just to wait for them to get me later .