Self - Host
Len Fairclough
Bernard Hedges
Hilda Ogden
Heavy Breathing
Frankie Abbott
Albert Courtnay
Manny Cohen
Various
Alan Howard
Minnie Caldwell
Patrick Glover
Ena Sharples
Mr. Smith
Eric Duffy
Dave Briddock
Expectant Mother (segment: "The Dustbinmen")
Dick Stuart-Clark
Mr. Price
Self
Dennis Dunstable
Emily Nugent
Betty Turpin
Nanny
Michael Upton
Sandra Butler
Maureen Bullock
Irma Barlow
Jack Harper
Norman Potter
Jerry Booth
Thelma Teesdale
Mum
Albert Tatlock
Mr. Cromwell
Sid Turner
Roland Digby
Father Michael
Olive Rudge
Bernard Butler
Paul Collier
Jack Walker
Inspector Cyril 'Blakey' Blake
Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly
Peter Craven
Cyril Turpin
A.C. Strain
Duncan Waring
Elsie Tanner
Cheese and Egg
Anna Glover
Valerie Barlow
Kenneth Barlow
Arthur Rudge
Doris Ewell
Huw Evans
Annie Walker
Sharon Eversleigh
Vic Evans
Helga
Stan Butler
Eric
Stan Ogden