20 March 2017 | lor_
Poorly executed Brit Porn
It's available in the virtual remainder bins titled "CrazySex", one of innumerable British productions dumped a decade ago in America by a loser of a label, American Xcess. They put "American" in their name to deliberately mislead the public, as the lion's share of their releases were camouflaged imports.
The original British title of "Messed" is rather obvious since this compilation has every segment preceded by a set title sequence announcing Messed and the cast of that stand-alone vignette. It's pantomime all-sex, with no dialog.
The American release a year after production may have added a vignette, as the final segment featuring Donna Derriere (humped by Dave North) does not resemble the previous footage. But overall the theme is food added to sex, with inevitably messy results as foodstuffs are rubbed on or spill over bodies during the heat of passion. Or fake passion I must note, as is the case with virtually all of these gonzo, "open up and perform for the camera" exercises.
Karlie Simon and the lesser-known Antonia Stokes provide lesbian content in their pairing, while Sahara Knite is responsible for IR sex in being serviced by Ben Kelly during his disconcerting dyed-blond hair phase.
Buxom model Katie Kaliana is on hand for yet another Sapphic session with cutie Zoe Belle, latter permitted to stare at the camera unceasingly. Feature was produced in Blighty by Wicked City Films (I immediately think of an unholy merger of Wicked Pictures and Sin City, two of my favorite Chatsworth outfits, but no such luck), which also yielded another dumper for Am. Xcess titled "Junkyard Girls", whose indefatigable star Tony James/Uttley is on hand her to put it to Katie Fox.