- Laura Nagel: Do you think my kid will grow up to be a pill popper?
- Antonio Dawson: Sure, if she gets shot at chasing bad guys.
- Laura Nagel: [dryly] Thanks.
- Dawn Osbourne: One time I went downtown to see a play, I got there early so I walked around and stared in the store windows. This... filthy woman, I'm sure she was homeless, came up and asked for money. I gave her a dollar but she wanted more, and pointed to the corner... with this finger that hadn't been washed in months. There they were. Four... filthy... kids. Skinny as toothpicks. She said she needed money to buy them food. How could this homeless hag have four kids, and I couldn't even have one?
- Mark Jefferies: They're designing babies. Blue eyes, male, six feet, that can hit a ball harder... why *not* a five foot two killer?