Father Figure 9

Steven St. Croix is credited with the screenplay for #9 in this jail-bait series, and it's a stinker.

Focusing on his own segment, where he ends up humping young Megan Rain on the eve of her trip to Italy, we have St. Croix, his hair streaked white to underscore that he's no longer the leading man of two decades earlier, waxing philosophically on the beauties of Florence and other inanities about the romantic Boot nation.

Rain, as do each of the young women starring in four vignettes, expresses her sexual desire for an older man, and St. Croix is ready to satisfy her need.

This formula is even sillier in Evan Stone's segment, with him hamming it up (and improvising) as a movie director having trouble with the motivations for an older man/younger woman scene. (What a coincidence!) Busty young Cassidy Banks shows up at his home (the "Immoral Proposal" mansion he inhabited in the Sweet Sinner release by that name) as a physical therapist/masseuse to treat an injury he sustained on set and she becomes his instant muse as she extolls the sexual prowess of older men.

Stone's physique is terrible here, distracting from Banks's voluptuous beauty in a sex scene that cries out for a replacement actor to be on call.

Karlee Grey gets tennis (and sexual) instruction at the Immoral Proposal mansion's private tennis court from Marcus London; and in the clumsiest segment petite Morgan Lee has incest with stepdaddy Nick Manning in a most unconvincing "dramatic" scene during which the only stupid element missing is Nick's habit of yelling "Droppin' Loads!" during his money shot.