Private Specials 72: Italian Putanas

Private employs a really creepy looking bald dude (bearing a massive dick) named Omar Galanti to direct and star in this ode to Italian whores who can't speak English but enjoy a cream pie, especially of the anal variety. It's representative of the depths to which the label has sunk in recent years, gradually wasting its decades of Good Will and hardly the stuff that will retain its dwindling internet-age audience.

The dreaded influence of Reality-TV is here as Omar and his trusty cameraman wander around in search of pussy, complaining about pointless things in pidgin English, while Omar keeps protesting how constantly horny he is. Private has many releases of this fake-docu nature, all of which seem dreadful compared to the hundreds of ground-breaking British pro-am sex comedies in this format made by Omar Williams circa 2000, many of them dumped into the U.S. market back then by VCA.

The five women receiving a spunk deposit from Omar seem bored and untalented, probably working as both actresses and prostitutes in real life. Most attractive of them plays a brunette shrink who listens a bit to Omar's story and then humps him on her office's inevitable couch.

Omar tells us that this is set in Milan, but it might as well have been shot in a basement circa 1971, no different than a tedious (2-1/2 hours long) stag movie made by amateurs. So instead of appearing to be pro-am in content, it struck me as am-am.