The Swing of Things

I've never been so critical of movies. This was an absolute disgusting waste of time.... I feel ashamed I wasted money on the premise this was entertainment the director needs to hang up his hat and walk away from this industry with shame. I don't feel the actors are bad, the directing and overall feel of movie is awful...

This movie is pointless,stupid and horrible. It is filled with Jamaican sterotypes and a million "yea mon" phrases that are actually an annoying cultural perpetuation. The actors are some known individuals. I am so confused about Luke Wilson being in such a low budget movie with such an idiotic script. I cannot believe persons used money to make something so inferior. The audio was bad,editing was bad,plot and storyline nonexistent. ABSOLUTELY STUPID FILM. WASTE OF TIME,MONEY LOCATION AND ACTORS.

I gave it 20 minutes before taking a hard pass. Here is my theory... I think a bunch of Hollywood filmmakers wanted a tax write-off for a trip to a swinger's resort in Jamaica. They slapped together a ridiculous plot, filmed it as quickly and cheaply as possible, then used any leftover budget on resorts and drinks and whatever... with any out-of-pocket money they spent deducted on their taxes as a work expense. That's all I can think of - nobody possibly thought this movie was so good it had to be made.

It took 5, yes 5 writers to come up with something this bad. How this was green lit is beyond me. This should never have seen the light of day. Talk about talented actors sinking to a new low. I get it, it was a job but have some dignity when choosing a project. Some of these actors need to turn in their SAG-AFTRA card and call it a day. I was so angry I spent money on this I went to the beach and burned this piece of....! This director should never, ever be allowed behind the camera again.

Yeah...my subject line says it all. This movie was awful on so may levels.