The King's Man (2021)
Rhys Ifans: Grigori Rasputin
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Quotes
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Rasputin : Are you waiters or Englishmen? Whatever you are, get me a fucking drink.
Duke of Oxford : Are you a monk or a ballet dancer? I see you've mastered the Beryozka glide. Why don't you glide over there and get me a fucking drink?
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Rasputin : I only make decisions when my stomach is full or my balls are empty.
Duke of Oxford : Well, thank God dinner is being served.
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[Rasputin poisons Alexei and brings him to Nicholas and Alexandra]
Rasputin : I have a vision. This boy is the symbol of the soul of Russia. You must save Russia. You must pull out of the war to save your son's life.
Tsar Nicholas : This is nonsense.
Rasputin : You dare to question the vessel of the Lord? You dare to risk your son's life?
Tsarina Alix : Nicholas, come to your senses now!
[Alexandra kneels and grabs Nicolas' hand]
Tsarina Alix : Please. Please.
[Nicholas kneels in front of Rasputin, who places Alexei on the floor and chants a spell to cure him]
Rasputin : Welcome back.
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[Rasputin starts devouring the entire half of the tart. Then he points his fingers towards Oxfords and starts a deep hum, slowly hypnotizing him before licking and massaging the area around the scar]
Rasputin : Relax. Let the blood flow. Let me lick your wounds.
Duke of Oxford : Yes.
Rasputin : Trust me. Trust me.
Duke of Oxford : Oh, God. I can see it.
Rasputin : Don't worry, I will help you, and you will help me. Why do you want to see the tsar?
Duke of Oxford : [mumbling] The tsar needs to stay in the war.
Rasputin : What makes you think he won't?
Duke of Oxford : I'm told he's being influenced.
Rasputin : Good! Now we are getting somewhere. So, if you really want your leg fixed, tell me the truth! Why are you here?
Duke of Oxford : I'm here...
Rasputin : Because?
Duke of Oxford : Because...
Rasputin : Because?
Duke of Oxford : Because...
Rasputin : Because?
Duke of Oxford : Because I'm going to kill...
[Rasputin suddenly vomits]
Rasputin : I apologize. Your cake...
[gets up]
Rasputin : did not agree with me.
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The Shepherd : It's time to pour fuel on the fire of revolution!
Rasputin : Yes, my shepherd.
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Rasputin : [about to kill Orlando's son] I fixed your leg... which is more than I can say for your son's neck!
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[the Duke of Oxford and Rasputin enter the summer room]
Duke of Oxford : Here we are.
[Rasputin closes the doors. He notices a Bakewell tart on the table]
Rasputin : You are expecting someone?
Duke of Oxford : Yes, our nanny is a wonderful cook, so she's made this cake as a gift for our host, the prince.
Rasputin : Please... take your trousers off and sit down.
Duke of Oxford : Certainly.
Rasputin : I will make the room warm for you.
[Rasputin adds fire to the fireplace while Oxford removes his trousers. Outside, Conrad and Shola quietly approach the room outside]
Rasputin : In the summer, I come here with my young friends. We swim naked in the bathing pond, then come inside and fuck in front of the fire.
Duke of Oxford : Naturally. Ah, there we are. Trousers off.
[Oxford sits down, then Rasputin grabs his left leg and place it on his lap]
Duke of Oxford : Steady.
Rasputin : Blood is life. Its flow is healing. And I can teach it where to flow.
[Rasputin looks at the gunshot scar on Oxford's thigh]
Rasputin : Hmm... your wound was fixed superficially and with very poor needlework.
Duke of Oxford : Hmm.
[Rasputin looks at the tart]
Rasputin : This cake is good, no?
Duke of Oxford : Yes, it's Bakewell tart. It's my favorite. We can eat it together when I put my trousers back on.
Rasputin : No. Well, to do this properly, I will need energy.
[Rasputin grabs half of the tart and sniffs it before taking a bite]
Rasputin : It's very good.
Duke of Oxford : Hmm.
Rasputin : Very English.
Duke of Oxford : Yes, it's very English.
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The Shepherd : Not even I... could have imagined a war like this. What I thought would take a decade for us to achieve has taken two short years. We have drained Europe's resources, and millions have died pointlessly. We have broken the trust between the people and inbred monarchs who only rule due to their fortunate birth. Do you know who hates King George more than the Kaiser?
[pause]
The Shepherd : Me. The English monarchy has oppressed my beloved Scotland for over 700 years and it is time for retribution. We will pull Russia out of our war and unleash the full might of Germany to destroy England. Rasputin, are you ready to begin the demise of King George?
Rasputin : Thy will be done, my Shepherd.
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Rasputin : If I didn't know better, I would think your son was trying to fuck me.
Duke of Oxford : Or maybe you were trying to fuck him. Your reputation precedes you.
Rasputin : Well, if you know so much about my reputation, why don't you put your leg in my lap?
[at the dinner hall]
Duke of Oxford : ...Here?
Rasputin : Not here! Somewhere private, of course!
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Rasputin : Time to dance, on your graves!
