Bobo: I'm twice the man you are and twice the woman you'll ever screw.

Gary, Impatient: You can shake that thing someplace else. I'm just here for the burger and the fight.

Lisa: I started this day off crying, so if you ask me, laughing is progress.

Danyelle: You wouldn't understand , Mace. You're an *angel* sent from *heaven* to show the rest of us what a *good* attitude looks like. And for lonely old men to jerk off to. God sent you here for that too.

Lisa: I can take fucking up all day, but I can't take not trying.

Lisa: How are you raising such a sweet kid?

Danyelle: I have no idea. I just think he's too smart to end up like his mama.