Chrono Cop
Sarah Smith
Kavin Flatz
Mirror Girl
Lady Marvelous
Komrade Karl
Key-Lime Lamper
Congressman White
Dale Dinkle
Hercules
Lacie Lajoie
Mrs. Smith
Iron Yang
Tiff
Jan Stephens
Dead Mr. Smith
Dr. Reggie McGillicuddy DDS / Historian
Lazer Eyes
The Immortal Mr. Yin
Tom Mailor
Fake Mr. Wonderful
Fernice
Prison Guard
Milos Stephens
Jessica Our Ride
Bartender Ang
Bar Patron