Strap-On Bitches

Times are tough in the skin trade, judging from the poor quality of nearly all the recent releases from former Brit Porn powerhouses daring! Media and Harmony Films (their competitor Bluebird is dead in the water). This made-in-Portugal lesbian exercise released by Harmony is little better than the tens of thousands of no-name generic offerings flooding the market in the age of the internet.

A few beautiful models stand out, namely Erica Fontes who is quite recognizable from Brazzers assignments and even an Oiler vignette from the Stills by Alan/Bree Mills team. This blonde beauty, not coincidentally hailing originally from Portugal, has nipple cones reminiscent of the great Alicyn Sterling, one of the 1990s greatest if hardly remembered performers. The Portuguese director Angelo Ferro was wise to feature Erica in two segments, one pairing her with an equally busty co-star.

The dildo action is ho-hum, hardly a novelty nowadays, and the program is quite dull and uneventful overall. It's painfully close to those terrible and overrated Viv Thomas Eastern European girly exercises.