Cyborg: Well if that's it, we'll meet next Thursday. Same Bat time. Same Bat Channel.
Green Lantern: I'm a member of the Green Lantern Corps, we eat monsters like these for breakfast!
Lois Lane: [to Superman] I got your note. And I love you, too.
Wonder Woman: Clark, flank me!
Superman: Seriously, Diana. We need to use code names in the field.
Wonder Woman: You just called me "Diana".
Superman: But that's what you want to be called.
Wonder Woman: You *want* to be called Superman? Sounds like even your ego is super strong.
Superman: I just don't need my real name public. Besides... I like Superman.
Wonder Woman: Because "Wonder Man" sounds like we're married?
Superman: No. Because she gave it to me.
Batman: I have a meeting with the headmaster at Damian's boarding school.
Green Lantern: No way! Batman has a parent-teacher conference? That's great.
The Flash: Are you in the PTA too? Tell me you're in the PTA.
[Puts on a gravelly voice]
The Flash: I'm Batman. We need more chaperones for homecoming. Who has to be convinced to sign up? Hahaha...
[Batman gives him a death glare]
The Flash: I'm just joking. I think that's great.
[Tries to hide behind a piece of paper]
The Flash: Is he still glaring at me?
Ma Kent: Well, you wouldn't be the first young lady to break his heart.
Clark Kent: *TMI*, Ma!
Lois Lane: Oh, now, we're getting to the good stuff.
Ma Kent: Well, first there was Lana, lovely girl, lived next door. She'd come over once in a while, not... Not like Pete Ross. I mean, he was there every day.
Pa Kent: I always wondered about that boy.
Cyborg: Operating budget for the upcoming fiscal year. Utilities are above what the UN cleared for funding, guys.
Batman: I'll handle it. Move on, Cyborg.
Wonder Woman: Wonder Woman merchandise did very well this year. I can step up when the Wayne Foundation falls short.
Batman: You're kidding, right?
Clark Kent: You had that interview with your super friend. I know what that means.
Lois Lane: In here.
[Pushes him in the closet]
Clark Kent: You're always on fire after seeing him. Should I be jealous?
Lois Lane: I think it's the tights.
Clark Kent: I can pick up a pair if that's all it takes.
Lois Lane: Perfect. Wear 'em on our trip to the Hamptons this weekend.
Cat Grant: I had a suspicion something was up when you stopped calling him "Smallville".
Lois Lane: I did?
Cat Grant: Sweetie, the women here notice everything about tall, handsome men. And the only competition in this place is Steve Lombard, and he makes me feel like I need to shower.
Steve Lombard: Hello ladies, did someone mention the Stevenator?
Cat Grant: Yes, I think it was human resources.
Cyborg: We could just push the meeting back to that evening.
The Flash: Ah, can't. I've got rehearsal dinner that night.
Martian Manhunter: [Looks at Wonder Woman] Is he in a play?
Batman: He's getting married. Somehow.
The Flash: Yup, married the next day. Limos, banquet hall, DJ, the whole shebang.
The Flash: Just the immediate family, you understand.
Lex Luthor: Amazing. A creature who's traveled light years through space and survived a catastrophic entry to Earth. The Blue Bog Scout could have some competition.
Lex Luthor: Fascinating. What kind of civilization would produce that?
Mercy: It seems its only function is destruction.
Lex Luthor: Perhaps it's a weapon. A first strike meant to wipe out all life on a planet for a conquering force.
Mercy: That would explain why it's come to Metropolis. It's drawn to population centers.
Lex Luthor: Who besides me would send an apex predator here to kill the strongest thing it could find?
Mercy: You think it might kill Superman?
Lex Luthor: It would save me a lot of trouble. But what if the caped wonder can't bring him down? Metropolis will still need to be protected. Luckily, it's a day I've been planning for a long time.
Wonder Woman: [Regarding Lois] Funny how you use her actual name, but don't allow her to know yours.
Superman: It's a complicated relationship... kind of like how ours was.
Wonder Woman: It was nice for a while.
Superman: Yes, it was...
Wonder Woman: It's just as well. I wasn't very good at playing this masquerade of yours.