Pete / Nelson Stenwick / The Lurker / Announcer / Caller 1 / Lonely Man / Nerd 2 / Tim / Victim / Husband 3 / Driver / Husband 1 / Neighbor (46 episodes, 2009-2016)
Lauren / Professor Lauren / Tired Wife / Fantasy Girl 2 / Lucy / Stalked Girl 1 / Attempt 2 / Happy Female Customer / Voter / Satisfied Female Customer / Second Attempt (30 episodes, 2009-2014)
Tat / Homeless Man / Mark 87 / Nerd 1 / Surprise Date / Voter (21 episodes, 2010-2014)
Tyler / Satisfied Male Customer / Second Attempt's Date (14 episodes, 2010-2014)
Sita / Final Attempt / Date / Roommate / Voter / Beaten Roommate / Blind Date (13 episodes, 2011-2014)
Amanda / Fantasy Girl 1 / Final Stalked Girl / Professor Amanda (9 episodes, 2010-2014)
Co-Worker / Dr. Love / Eric / Husband 3 / Passenger / Ray / Virginal Boy (7 episodes, 2016)
Mike / Mike Ballsbauer (5 episodes, 2009-2010)
Rachel / PSA Girl (5 episodes, 2010)
Zach / Dirk Thompson / First Attempt / Pursued Gentleman / s Boyfriend (5 episodes, 2012-2013)
Bruce / Hotline Manager / Phil / Salesman (4 episodes, 2016)
Jon / The Dancer / The Man (4 episodes, 2009-2013)
First Attempt / Shannon / Beaten Roommate / Roommate (5 episodes, 2012-2014)
Caller 2 / Wife 3 / Jess / Virgin Girl / Virginal Girl (4 episodes, 2016)
Marvin / Doug (3 episodes, 2009)
Let Down Husband / Kevin (3 episodes, 2011)
Megan / Surprise Friend (3 episodes, 2009-2010)
Maria / Mr. Mousifer / Pete's Sister (3 episodes, 2009)
Liz / Lucy's Mom (3 episodes, 2010-2011)
Husband 2 / Steven (4 episodes, 2016)
Business Woman (2 episodes, 2011)
Katie / Stalked Girl 2 (2 episodes, 2009-2010)
Pete's Mom (2 episodes, 2009)
Ethan / Ethanzilla (2 episodes, 2009)
Paul (2 episodes, 2014)
Hard Man (1 episode, 2014)
Wife 1 (1 episode, 2016)
Will (1 episode, 2009)
Elevator Woman (1 episode, 2014)
Wife 2 (1 episode, 2016)
Angry Boss (1 episode, 2014)
Meaghan (1 episode, 2009)
Rocky (1 episode, 2010)
Nerd Friend (1 episode, 2010)
Bernie (1 episode, 2010)
Little Brother (1 episode, 2010)
Q2Call (1 episode, 2010)
Protective Friend (1 episode, 2010)
Self (1 episode, 2011)
Self (1 episode, 2012)
Steve (1 episode, 2012)
Interested Buyer (1 episode, 2012)
Krispy Kreme (1 episode, 2013)
The Intruder (1 episode, 2013)
Andy (1 episode, 2016)
Holly (1 episode, 2016)
Pete's Dad (1 episode, 2016)
Racist Cop (1 episode, 2016)
Martin (1 episode, 2016)
Justin (unknown episodes)
Danny Trampino (2 episodes, 2009)