20 November 2017 | lor_
Bush: si; Brando: no
This edition of the pint-sized parodies from Brazzers affords actual screen credits (in 2 of the 6 standard vignettes) to the directors, and Brit action/porn stylist Dick Bush easily shows his skills compared to his American counterpart Brett Brando, BB having directed literally thousands of the website's XXX skits since the label was launched over a decade ago.
Bush's contribution is titled "Cock of Duty" and like most of the other content here is an Adult version of a violent video game (minor gore included). I found it quite riveting, as Bush utilizes a first-person camera technique, with the viewer the fourth person accompanying a trio of super-sexy action babes clad in skimpy camouflage outfits (Monique Alexander's butt hanging out prominently).
Harking back to his roots with such Brit Porn videos as "Girls with Guns" and its sequel, Bush adapts the Action Man genre to female protagonists, and Alexander with Brit Porn icons Jasmine Jae and lovely Stella Cox are a terrific combo after expending hundreds of bullets on the enemy, ending up 3 on 1 servicing a huge cock.
The dick is immediately identifiable as belonging to Bush's favorite player, Danny D, who never shows his face in the show. Later we see his distinctive Football Club forearm tattoo "CHELSEA" for a positive ID.
The other scenes are all likely the work of Brando, with one explicitly identified with his name, as Nikki Benz, her breasts looking bigger than ever, cast as an auto mechanic out in the desert servicing Brazzers' newest big dick on the block, Sean Lawless after his car breaks down.
Casey Calvert sports a stunning new look including raccoon eye makeup in "The Phantom Peen: Metal Rear Solid", another desert set episode about snipers, with Charles Dera most convincing with eye patch and rugged facial features as a natural for those Terry & the Pirates/G.I. Joe comic book action figures of yore. Calvert predictably delivers her anal sex specialty.
Also providing back-door action is Harley Jade in "The Princess's Peach", an idiotic all-sex segment featuring a young stud I could not identify (Brazzers has taken to omitting credits for the male players).
Several extras also go uncredited in the lame spoof "Girth in Her Shell", with Nicole Aniston very severely styled but beautiful in her robot/cyborg role.
Bonus Scene departs a bit from the action/video game format, merely featuring the label's #1 Star Peta Jensen in a familiar (and now quite topical) saga of sexual harassment in the workplace, only in the Brazzers universe this is hardly an expose but rather an opportunity for the horny viewer to yock it up and enjoy a female being abused. Peta is a bank employee whose manager indicates she must provide "special service" to their clients or else, and suddenly she becomes a cosplay Super Heroine in tights beating up and humping would-be Keystone Kops era bank robber Johnny Sins.