Perverted Stories 30

Nearing the end of this innovative hit porn series, Jim Powers seems to be running out of fresh ideas, though in the DVD's BTS short he seems as enthusiastic while shooting this nonsense as ever.

Apotheosis of this approach comes in a bizarre Candi Cotton segment titled "Impossible Penetrations". It has her trying out an assortment of bigger and bigger dildos, inserting them into her body with skill and relative ease that belies that title. All the while Jim has a man in a yellow chicken outfit first ogling her and then cavorting wildly on the bed behind her.

What does it all mean? Merely the demented imagination of Powers, who is nearly at a loss (documented in the BTS) when the guy in the suit name of Johnny Packwood seems drunk and can't understand the simplest directions our fearless leader barks out to him to get the scene rolling. The importance Powers attaches to the chicken's participation in what amounts to the usual Solo Masturbation scene starring Cotton is truly absurd.

Of the other scenes, "Mars Attacks", perhaps a demented homage to the truly lousy Tim Burton movie, is fairly impressive. We have lovely Brandi Lyons trying to escape the clutches of horny alien whose elongated head suggests the influence of Geiger's "Alien" horror movie. He is played under all that quality makeup and prosthetics by Scott Lyons, with a lengthy prosthetic penis the length of a horse cock, all the better to hump Brandi with. Plenty of fake spunk is squirted out of this nozzle-shaped appendage for the money shot.

Similar fake cum is utilized a finale featuring Catalina called "Barnyard Perversions". It has her pony represented by a guy wearing a horse's head with a fake horse cock prosthetic, not as exciting as it sounds.

Remaining vignette stars Sabrina Jade in a gang-bang, It's titled "I Feel Like Chicken Tonight" (not the chicken from the Cotton scene), and is a typical Powers indulgence in sloppy sex. So Sabrina is covered with chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy as the three studs give her some airtight sex action, more icky than arousing.