I see a lot of reviews here that were obviously posted by cast and crew, or their friends and family. A horrible script, bad audio and video quality, terrible acting... this movie has almost nothing going for it. There are girls in bikinis and a few topless shots but unless you really, really want to see those few scenes there is nothing worth watching in this film. Ron Jeremy is terrible even by Ron Jeremy standards in this.
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gregberne111 April 2020
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usedcars8031 July 2022Oh good gosh it was past so horrible. As a straight male it only got a half star even with the nudity. Plot sucked, acting was stiff and forced. Soft porn where the lead remains clad.
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Floated230 April 2023With no expectations but was expecting something somewhat funny and enjoyable. This film is very poor, from the acting to the camera work to the overall plot and characters.
Nothing is funny and the dialogue is terrible and extremely forced (especially an early scene with one of the leads and the grandfather). Weak deliveries and unfunny jokes in this scene all around.
The actual car wash doesn't occur until a little half way through the film. The characters are quite clueless and what was strange is that they were expecting to make a lot of money from these car washes when they took place at night. The lead character was the smart one yet it never seemed to occur to her that they should do these during the day?
A few scenes regarding a character at a bus stop repeating movie scene lines to strangers were cringe. It wasn't funny the first time, yet they continued the scenes a few more times. Of course there was a payoff in the end.
A minor laugh was a running gag with a stuffed teddy bear fondling over one of the girls. There's a very late end post credit scene which was quite funny.
Other than that, everything was dull, forced and just not worth the watch. There are a lot more films of this genre worth watching. -
JGReviews3 March 2020Bikini Valley Car Wash is exactly like it sounds -- a fun throwback to 80s era comedies with plenty of scantily clad women in bikinis or less. This kind of movie isn't going to be for everyone, and that's fine, because the film is certainly upfront and unabashed about what it is. The film is about two roommates who are forced into a desperate financial situation and must raise a whole bunch of cash and quick. The girls come up with a plan: to operate a bikini car wash to raise the funds. Ron Jeremy also stars in the film because, of course haha. I definitely enjoyed Bikini Valley Car Wash and I think if you like these kinds of 80s throwbacks films then you will too.
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johnhsmith-0005615 March 2020Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.
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theparanormalcritic7213 February 2020Funny, well acted, with a major surprise actor that was the icing on the cake. Totally enjoyed this hidden gem. Looking forward to more from this production team and hope to see some of the actresses in other projects as well. A++++++
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eloy_lb26 June 2021Watch this movie to have a good time and don't take it seriously although it has a message too!
The acting is funny and there's a feel good vibe throughout.
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This is a really fun little movie that reminds me of the comedies of the late 80's and early to mid 90's - fun, balls to the wall, and not afraid to be a little bit silly. It also features an appearance from the OG Ron Jeremy himself, so if you're looking to laugh a lot and forget the fact that the world is on fire for 90 minutes or so, check this one out!
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vigilant5615 February 2020Bikini Valley Car Wash is about cash strapped beautiful young ladies that use their assets to earn money. In between seeing beautiful ladies you find lots of low brow humor. Also there is surprised cameo I didn't see coming.
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travism-447843 March 2020If all of Hollyweird would make more movies like this there wouldn't be so many bombs. Perfect combo of comedy and gorgeous women. Loved this pic!