Doctor What: Well, if it ain't on BBC, it ain't worth watching, is it?
Skuld: Doctor What doesn't fight the Daleks. Doctor What fights real life, and believe me, that's enough. Wait, where did I get that from?
Doctor What: From the heart, Skuld. You remembered it from the heart. Only you are beautiful enough to never forget it.
Doctor What: KEVIN, YOU MISERABLE ASSHOLE! THIS IS FRIGHT NIGHT PART 2! I HATE THAT F - KING MOVIE!
Belldandy: But we thought you liked Fright Night?
Doctor What: I liked the FIRST Fright Night! The second one is TERRIBLE! How do you think William Katt would feel if you jumped him from House to House 2: The Second Story?
Urd: William Katt got it worse than that. They jumped him into House IV: Home Deadly Home.
The Gremlin: How did you survive my maze?
Lind: We've played your game long enough. Now shut it down.
The Gremlin: I SAID... HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY MAZE?
Lind: You've been waiting for me. I didn't want to disappoint you.
The Gremlin: I DIDN'T PUT ANY EXIT POINTS INTO ANY OF THOSE DOORS! ALL OF THEM LED TO CERTAIN DOOM! YOUR SOLDIERS ARE ALL DEAD! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY MAZE?
Lind: You're not as clever as you think you are. When Fate becomes broken, it finds a way to fix itself. Even if it takes an eternity.
The Gremlin: You think your magic is strong enough to beat me! I outrank all of you in every way!
Lind: No you don't. Not anymore. We're both very human right now... in our final moments.
The Gremlin: MY MAZE WAS A DEATH TRAP! IT SHOULD'VE SENT THE ALMIGHTY TO HIS DEATH WHEN HE WALKED THROUGH THOSE DOORS! I'VE WON! YOU CANNOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY MAZE?
Lind: If I was able to survive... then there's still the possibility that the Almighty did too. And that angers you. You cannot kill God. God is an idea that lives in all of us. As long as there a living, breathing person on these planets, every one of us keeps him alive.
The Gremlin: You want to shut me down? How are you going to fight me without a floor underneath you to stand on?
Lind: With every last breath of life within me.
Skuld: Doctor What! This is NOT the Super Happy Fun Time Magical Sci Fi Adventure that you promised me... THIS IS A SLASHER MOVIE!
Doctor What: I believe you. Young Skuld... I believe it's time we skidaddled.
Urd: Where have you been these past few months?
Marller: I've been volunteering on the Donald Trump campaign. Yay! Electoral College! Why?
Urd: Say Marller... You've been to the seventh circle of hell. What's the fastest way to Detroit, Michigan?
Marller: Have you tried killing yourself?
Urd: No, seriously.
Marller: The alternative is flying god knows how many hours in coach, and possible borderline sexual assault frisking through airport security.
Urd: How were we planning on killing ourselves again?
Marller: What's in Detroit, Michigan?
Urd: Youmacon Anime Convention. You up for it?
Marller: Where's Belldandy and Keiichi?
Urd: He's in the hospital.
Marller: Really? What happened?
Urd: Belldandy accidentally f - ked him so hard he had a massive heart attack.
Marller: That is the greatest news I've ever heard.
Urd: He might not survive!
Marller: Oh, this day keeps getting better and better.
Urd: Are you coming or not?
Marller: Oh yeah, I don't want to miss this.
Mr Grin: Sayoko. We don't want to hurt you. We want you to join us. You are one of us, and you've simply lost your way.
Sayoko Mishima: You're the one that public access time lord tried to warn me about. You're an Individual Me.
Mr Grin: And you're not? You were born one of us. It's in your blood. You cannot deny your true heart.
Sayoko Mishima: I am not one of them! Just because someone is wealthy does not make them an Individual Me! Some people work their asses off their whole lives to build that kind of money! That does not make them automatically selfish and greedy and self centered!
Mr Grin: But you were born into it and that's the difference. You're accustomed to it. Without it you feel empty. Emotionally scarred. Like the very soul has been ripped out of you. Sayoko, we can give you your life back. A life of privilege. A life of comfort. You just have to let us in.
Sayoko Mishima: No, I'm not one of you! I'm not!
Mr Grin: We can't just give our power and influence to anyone off the streets, it has to be someone who knows how to handle it. We need someone who knows how to put that power to good use. Someone devoted to the cause. You just have to let us in. You've already taken the first step.
Sayoko Mishima: No, you're not entirely wrong. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths. Some people can never bring themselves to escape that lifestyle. But life has an ironic way of putting them in their place. Life has an ironic way of showing you the truth.
Mr Grin: And what is that truth? That we're all a bunch of soulless monsters?
Sayoko Mishima: That in the end, you can't take it with you. And what you leave behind is the sum of your life. You can leave behind your money, or you can leave behind the kindness and humility that you've shown people. You can be remembered for your achievements and forgotten for your kindness. It doesn't matter which, but it does matter to me. Cause in the end, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU!
Mr Grin: Sayoko... if you join us, you will NEVER have to take it with you. It will be yours forever.
Sayoko Mishima: I thought I loved you. I'm so sorry I loved you. BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SOUL!
Marller: Can I ask you something... how do you do it?
Alucard: Do you mean, "How can I live with murdering ghoulish scum on a daily basis?"
Marller: No, I mean, how can you tell the difference? Our society is already a metaphorical wasteland of political ghouls and vampires sucking the world dry with their greed and ignorance. And it doesn't take a metaphor about the destruction of Planet Earth to see into our future.
The Grammar Nazi: I was sent here by Kodansha Entertainment. We want to bring Bad Goddess to our Japanese Fan Fiction audiences, but our translators are having too much f - king trouble because of Kevin from the other Dimension's spelling and grammar errors.
Otaki: Oh yeah, I almost forgot Oh My Goddess was made by and for Japanese Audiences.
The First Doctor What: Well, there's your answer right there... F - K JAPAN!
Belldandy: F - k Japan?
The Grammar Nazi: YOU CAN'T IGNORE JAPAN! JAPAN WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
Welsper: Sometimes winning the battle can lose you the war... because a story from the heart can fight a hundred battles... and a message from the soul can win a thousand wars... and the passion of a nobody can topple an empire. So write like the wind and never stop thinking. And don't let the Individual Me's of the industry get you down.
Doctor What: Not everybody adheres to the angelic mindset. Not everybody fits. Some people live in the darkness their whole lives, and they have feelings, too.
Doctor What: Time can heal a lot of things, but unfortunately, Rape isn't one of them... no, that's not right, only Faith can do that. Not just Faith in God, but the Faith and support of your friends. It's highly unfortunate that so many cries for help go unheard, that so many voices are silenced in the name of legally protecting one's ass, and that sometimes some crimes will always go unpunished due to a lack of evidence. I don't have the solution to this problem. I don't know what to do. I'm sorry to say this kids, but Doctor Who can't always save everybody. Some people need to learn to stand up and save themselves, or at least go down trying. Not every Hero gets a Happy Ending. It's just a sacrifice that has to be made.