Orgy Overload

The gang of idiots over at Brazzers subconsciously gave away the game by including "Overload" in the title of this new DVD: it's a failure in both the sex department (way overdone and hard to watch) as well as the label's trademark low comedy (4 and a half hours of groaners).

So the notion of compiling all-orgy vignettes featuring 19 hardcore femmes (two of which -Romi Rain and Phoenix Marie - keep popping up over and over again like bad pennies) falls flat. It's all padding -kidding around and faking enthusiasm as chatty bodies turn into a tangle of bodies, utterly boring rather than erotic.

Two of the segments, one lasting an hour, make fun of halftime sports shows and commentators, while Brandi Love is out of her element as host of a TV show saluting (in endless plugola and obeisance) AVN.

All this is an excuse for real-time porn, far more amateurish than the usual skits that have made Brazzers a household name in porn circles. I cannot wait for the prevailing gonzo movement to die under its own weight, and junk like "Orgy Overload" should hopefully hasten its demise.

Ultimately, whichever of these beauties is among one's favorites, tuning in any of dozens or even hundreds of other videos is the only way to enjoy their work, preferably creating interesting characters and sharing scenes with sympatico partners, male or female. Just horsing around "as themselves" (but utterly fake and condescending) for several hours is unwatchable, akin to a spectacle like a pizza-eating contest, i.e., ultimately nauseating.

Listening carefully was able to identify the four actresses who are key players in the lengthy bonus scene but go uncredited merely because they do not go beyond nudity into contributing directly to the XXX content: Kylie Kalvetti, Lynn Vega, Daisy Monroe and Austin Lynn, so I added their contribution to IMDb, for the record.