Agent U
Agent I
Maskface
Dec
Agent K
Emilia Fox
Agent O
Agent A
Lorraine Kelly
Agent T
The Boss
Agent Y
Ant
Newsreader
William Roache
Agent C
Narrator / Head of M.O.O.B.S
Jeff Stelling
Agent F
Agent E
Ian 'H' Watkins
Dan Wootton
Henchman (uncredited)