A Dream Cum True

The Bonus Scene in this otherwise typical Brazzers compilation for DVD fans is something of a stunner: the label had previously slipped in a fairly tame lesbian fisting scene featuring Ava Koxxx, but this time Veronica Avluv goes all out to gross out an unsuspecting pubic.

Fisting in Adult Cinema became verboten decades ago, just as portraying actual incest (not with step-children) or characters having sex under the age of 18 became taboo if not strictly unlawful. But on the internet nearly anything goes, so the mainstream leading distributors of XXX content have followed suit, notably an impressive fisting scene by Alexis Fawx on the pussy of Adriana Chechik in a recent Girlsway lesbian hit "Fantasy Factory".

The scene with Avluv starts comically as she portrays a nymphomaniac masturbating like crazy on the car being driven by an ultra-square couple (played by familiar but anonymous and never credited Brazzers NonSex extras). She even attaches a dildo to the driver's door and humps herself on it.

Danny D is the cop in an ill-fitting uniform who arrives on the scene but instead of arresting or reprimanding Veronica for public lewdness he humps her. This goes on for the usual endless XXX scene, but after doing her famed Squirting thing a few times and having anal sex with Danny's legendary dick Avluv suddenly starts poking her own posterior with her hand right up to the wrist. Such action would not have fazed a late '70s/early '80s theatrical audience acclimated to Roughie content, but in the context of a light and fluffy Brazzers vignette it is something of a shocker.

The overall DVD program is short in Brazzers terms, running a total of 170 minutes including the Avluv spectacle rather than the usual four hours or so, and the packaging sells it as the grand return to the label of Madison Ivy.

She's only been away a couple of years so I didn't catch on what's the big deal, but fans will be happy to see her humping Keiran Lee for old time's sake.

Jessa Rhodes with her ever-growing new tits teams up with Abigail Mac for a dumb Johnny Sins threesome in a skit that has him sporting a big-hair style dumb wig in a nostalgia tribute to pop music of a couple decades back.

Peta Jensen is probably the sexiest performer here, looking mighty fine all wet in swimming pool posing, but her scene suffers from some terrible editing (which has been cropping up in several recent Brazzers releases) in which the tease builds up toward a first-person blow job as she emerges from the pool but suddenly and jarringly jump-cuts to another sexual position, omitting the oral sex entirely.

Krissy Lynn shines in a still photography shoot scene where the photographer insists on soft-core poses only, but she can't resist sampling Danny D's dick. Rachel Starr contributes a threesome with Keiran Lee and an old pro who has recently become a go-to guy for Brazzers (and its sister label Digital Playground), good old Charles Dera.