Troy Carrington
Angie Barlow
Bull Barlow
Neil Barlow
Sayyid
Goober
Snapper
Fran Barlow
Carpet Burn
Neville
Harpo
Suresh
Navina
Didier
Tou Pou
Porterhouse
Gretchen
Glenda
Gavin
Geoff
Stan
Rebekah
Miss Chadwick
Dr Singh
Weetbix
Boof (as Matt Humphrey)
Ruffy
Hibbert
Ponko
Fazela
Sima
Umpire (as Matt Olsen)
Brett
Krystal
Bloke in Ute
School Shoes (as Matthew Davidson)
Warwick Randall
Mr Carter
Troy's Mum (voice)
Foodworks Ad (voice)
Roosters Football Player
Cougars Football Player
Goal Umpire #2 (uncredited)
Grand Final Spectator (uncredited)
Morris Dancer / Medieval Performer / Goal Umpire (uncredited)