Eddy Pine / Clown Zippy
Helga Svenson
Inga Svenson / Mom
Jumbo / Lenny
Professor von Scheisenberg
Fritz
Father Mahoney
Lt. Johnson
Clown Captain
Emperor Beezel-Chugg
Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer
Clown Bippy
Ramon (as Marco Parra)
Bones
Mr. Chen
Mr. Zheng
Men In Black Agent
Men in Black Agent
Desi, Rupert
Coroner Fennigan
Ping pong enthusiast
Doper
News reporter / rapper
Doper #2
Willa the Waiter
Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter
Mindy
Mrs. Angelo
Biker Clown
Bartender
Alien Officer / Alien Cadet
American Newscaster
Alien Captain Zozz
Officer Keller
Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)
Russian Newscaster
Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)
Emily
Officer Skipper
Mrs. Schwartz
Yokel (uncredited)