6 February 2018 | lor_
Dumb as they come
Paul Chaplin doesn't take a screen credit, but his hand is evident in the really stupid Bluebird Films release, bearing a 2010 copyright but held back a couple of years to protect the public.
The immortal title phrase is repeated in each segment, as a beautiful porn actress, generally wearing boxing gloves, confronts some poor dope and the choice is a wee obvious. The British and Continental ladies are mighty alluring, all of them familiar in endless Bluebird releases except for obscuro Britney, hailing from Hungary.
Chaplin has stupid titles for the 6 segments, ranging from "Lazy" and "Test" to "Shot" and "Admin" but it's all the same, cut from the same XXX cloth. Jasmine Black will automatically win breast in show honors, but I must give an honorable mention to the underrated Brit Porn icon Kerry Louise. Improv set-ups before the sex begins are consistently lame.