The Kinky Wife

It took me a while, and many viewings of Barrett Blade videos, to grasp (so to speak) the oddball entertainment qualities of this most specialized genre, the Milking Table, one of Bree Mills' internet specialties (in her boy/girl division). This DVD compilation is better than most in this rut.

Title refers to a two-parter starring India Summer, ignominiously credited in the end crawl as "India Summers". She does a reverse striptease to start things out, putting on a most intriguing fishnet body stocking and then giving husband Ryan McLane a massage (and more than happy ending) on an outdoors Milking Table. The piece of furniture is so named because it has a whole in it for the male's cock to stick through, so as to finish off the rubdown with hand-job and blow-job executed by the masseuse sitting under the table.

While this nonsense is going on, young neighbor Robby Echo is surreptitiously watching and jerking off. Part Two naturally begins with him getting caught, but instead of Ryan beating him to within an inch of his life he decides to go the hotwifing mode and have young Rob hump India while he watches, and then joins in for a threesome.

Other segments include beautiful Trillium, early in her career giving Tommy Gunn the milking routine in a very dumb sketch concerning the supposed theft of his penis-pump (!) and Jasmine Jae most alluring in her treatment for a suspiciously faking hard-on problems Marco Banderas.