23 February 2018 | lor_
Only if you dig Kelly
Kelly Madison and her lesser half Ryan have a cottage industry of videos, one set exploiting her huge, floppy natural breasts (for Porn Fidelity label) and the other devoted to jail-bait porn (Teen Fidelity). Like this mindless release, they often are packaged with a second DVD filled with cutting room floor junk (called POV fluff as in fluffer).
The lengthy vignettes spotlight other breasty actresses. but the problem is incompetence. Ryan is the only male that self-indulgent Kelly employs, and it is tiresome in the extreme to see him hump each and every lady on the payroll. So Brandi Love (misspelled Brandy in the credits) merely picks up a paycheck in her showcase scene, while Bridgette B and Jacky Joy provide two different variations on the fake blonde bombshell.
Kelly gets to have lesbian sex along the way, in threesome mode with Ryan tagging along, and the weirdest sequence -perhaps of interest to the more jaded of porn hounds, has Ryan depositing a cream pie into the vagina of guest star Kiara Mia, which dutifully proves itself by dripping down onto Kelly's handy breasts, followed by a cleansing squirt of urine from the same Kiara urethra -the sort of gonzo nonsense formerly relegated in enlightened past decades to some crummy German hardcore porn video. Sort of a tasteful, mini-Golden Shower.