Facialized 5 (2018)

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28 February 2018 | lor_
Way too much of a bad thing
If it please the court, I offer up in evidence this new and awful DVD as prima facie evidence for my contention that "award-winning" director Mason is a hack.

I've been watching quite a bit of her work lately in my survey of Adult's leading female directors, and this one takes the cake. It's the fifth volume in a series for Mile High Media so the fans must be supporting same, but it's beyond dreadful.

The gimmick is the odd porn phenomenon termed a "blow-bang", which to the uninitiated is a categorization to identify a gang-bang that's limited to just fellatio. Such stunts used to make a splash (pun sort of intended, but not really) with stars like Houston or Annabel Chong, since oral sex was quicker than intercourse in order to rack up counts of 300 or 500 or more for a lowbrow public. But here we have merely four lovely young things subjected to six or seven guys at a time.

The results are worse than imagined, each vignette ending identically with the poor young actress, eyes tightly closed for obvious reasons, having her face looking carmamelized under the weight of gooey spunk. Some of the no-name studs were hired clearly for their Peter North-esque capacity, and the cleverer ones simply aim at close range for the girl's forehead, so that the cum will dribble down into her eyes.

What can one make of such an exhibition? Obviously Mason received a paycheck, and so did the participants, but by no stretch of the imagination is this erotic. It's meant to be demeaning and misogynistic (though I'm sure Ms. Mason has some prefab answer for that condemnation) but more significantly it is boring!

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1 February 2018



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