Nobody's Fool (2018)

Tiffany Haddish: Tanya

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Quotes 

• Tanya : [at work]  How can I help you?

  [the guy just looks up at the menu] 

  Tanya : You've been standing in line all this time and you don't know what you want? Okay, you could just stand right there and think about it.

• Tanya : [to Danica]  If a man looks too good to be true, he is. You're being catfished.

• Tanya : Oooh, this is nice! It don't smell like roaches in here or nothing.

  [admiring the carpet on the floor] 

  Tanya : How do you get sparkles in the back of an animal? What is this, a Care Bear?

• Frank : So the dude ain't real?

  Tanya : No, the dude ain't real. He could be anybody.

• Tanya : [banging on the front door]  Mama, it's Tanya.

  Lola : Who?

  Tanya : It's Tanya.

  Lola : [speaking foreign]  Oh, no. Tanya no here.

  Tanya : Mama, I know it's you!

  [her mother opens the window] 

  Lola : This connection is so rickety. Hello?

  Tanya : What? Mama, you're in the window.

  Lola : I'm sorry, what?

  Tanya : We're not on my cellphone, Mama.

  Lola : [closing the window]  I can't hear you, baby. I can't hear you. oh, my...

  Tanya : What? Mama. Mom. Mama!