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  • In other words, overly dramatic for what it actually was. Too much fluff as well. If they had cut the wife out of the story it would be an 8 instead of a 7. Nobody wants to listen to a spoiled woman cry about suddenly having a smaller house.

    If you can make it past the first 20 minutes it's worth finishing though.
  • lilmamakoch226 April 2019
    Her cry baby oh woe is me story almost killed this for me but I ended up liking it
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    Aside from the good editing and compelling narration, can we please take a moment to appreciate how freaking incompetent almost all the characters are. The junkie and the obese Neanderthal flew all the way to the designated island, realized they had no digging tools and that they couldn't purchase anything on the island so then flew back. I was expecting there to be some grand reason as to why they flew back. Maybe they needed more people, more money, more something. NO. They literally flew back, brought ONE freaking shovel and then tried to dig the hole and gave up. Ridiculous.

    This, however, is separate from the director. I have seen some people give this movie low ratings because the characters are idiots. How is it a bad movie because these REAL people are total morons?
  • markinok12 December 2021
    Excellent documentary but when Carlos gives Rodney his card it has a phone number of 202-282-8000. If you dial it you will connect with Homeland Security. Great joke!!!
  • Netflix is going to end up responsible for inspiring a generation of drug dealers or criminal enterprises - but damn, these documentaries are as oddly addictive as the drugs they feature.

    "The Legend of Cocaine Island" is in a similar vein to "Operation Odessa", though not quite as crazy and less charismatic. The main guy here (Rodney) just comes across as a somewhat unlikable, fat, greedy guy who pretends to be remorseful for his greed-fuelled actions. The supporting cast of characters is far more interesting - Andy and Dee in particular.

    The doco keeps a good pace and it's certainly a larger-than-life story that is hard to look away from. Who doesn't love a good treasure hunt story? This time, the "treasure" just happens to be $2 million worth of cocaine. "The Legend of Cocaine Island" is as much an ode to the art of storytelling as it is a crime documentary - each person here knows how to spin a story.

    How much of it is actually true - who knows? But it's entertaining nonetheless! The ambiguous ending was an intriguing way to wrap things up - and certain to boost "tourism" numbers in Puerto Rico.
  • jaymars1200029 March 2019
    Think Milton from office space acting like a big time drug dealer. Andy is a real life Matthew McConaughey but way more annoying. It's just some guys telling a pipe-dream type story, and it gets better as it goes.
  • You have got to be the biggest, dumbest, gullible idiot, or be this guy, to ever do something so idiotic. It's a movie about a Dope, a Doper, and a hard criminal. How could it not be true, simple minds with simple goals doing a stupid act. And the wife comes off as a spoiled buffoon who clearly doesn't get reality, as other viewers suggest.
  • I was glued to the screen the entire time. All of the people (except the wife) were very likable and entertaining. The movie was very lighthearted and fun.

    I didn't once get bored and pick up my phone, which is pretty much the highest praise that I can give a movie these days.
  • I assumed it was true, now I'm confused. But whatever the case, I really enjoyed it. I thought the director was clever in the way they filmed it, nicely edited and great music. It seemed high budget for a documentary. I did wonder about that whilst watching 'creative filler scenes), I thought, well done Director to make the project happen. Now, as I say, I'm a bit confused. But hey! That's entertainment!
  • I'm sticking with it, but... That wife is an absolute disgrace!!!! A lot of people live in houses, flats etc that are the size of a 3 American car garages. Especially here in the UK. Plus a large population of the world live in shacks the size of postage stamps or on the streets. Jesus. I hope I can carry on and hope she doesn't appear too often. I'm only a little way in so 5 stars for now. America's finest, right here!
  • As an editor, I really appreciated the storytelling in this documentary. As soon as I met these characters, and the believability of their wild tale, I was hooked. Once his narrative is set, it's up to the editor to keep the story moving with clever transitions and here, Theo was brilliant, not just as the editor, but as the producer/director. He provided himself with plenty of coverage in the way of cinematic material, graphics, and a not-what-I-expected selection of music to keep you on the edge and propel the movie. This is an enjoyable doc that doesn't take itself too seriously. The filmmakers had a lot of fun with it and so did I.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I went into this without any information and was pleasantly surprised. The pacing is kind of an issue in the first act, but it does pick up considerably so you might have to be a bit patient. I thought this was a mockumentary until about halfway through, but it really added to my enjoyment to find out this was mostly a non-fiction. P.S. Dee is a POS.
  • Doco was entertaining, you have some good laughs throughout, but I found it that it dragged on. Could of been done and dusted in 45 minutes.

    Not sure how much of it its true, but if most is, man there are some very dumb people out there.

    Watch this doco if you got nothing else to watch and not in the mood to think too hard...
  • partyguy-928874 May 2021
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    The degenerate with the face mask on is the biggest hypocrite/loser/coward of them all.
  • Gswillis13 August 2021
    The smug agents who just entrapped a desperate dumbass are more proof that law enforcement needs to be reined in. The arrogant officers laughing about it while not showing their faces is disgusting. No doubt they are corrupt, that's what all the smirking was about.
  • kennbr25 January 2020
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    I have to give this 6 stars just because it managed to elicit so much emotion from me...

    I sure hope Rodney is still building homes for Habitat for Humanity, because otherwise he's just a giant piece of filth that should be locked away in prison. His wife is an unrepentant, unsympathetic, spoiled brat. "Oh woe is me, I have to live in a double-wide trailer." Sad fact is I'm sure that Rodney is back to doing construction just simply to support his spoiled brat of a wife.

    Here's the nutshell... A hippie named Julian, who doesn't care about materialistic goods and lives a subsistence-living type of life, finds a duffel bag of coke on a beach in Puerto Rico, and buries it because he wants nothing to do with it. He then goes on to tell a bunch of people about the story, and one of them is a greedy, naive idiot named Rodney who decides he's going to go down there with his drug-addict friend--who he most likely buys pot from--to dig it up. Along the way, they meet a low-level dealer named Dee who agrees to sell it on the street level for them. Well, Dee gets pulled over by the cops, and wisely decides to snitch on Rodney. The local sheriff's department, along with homeland security, get Rodney hooked up with an undercover agent he believes is named Carlos. Rodney is the most gullible, greedy, idiotic criminal in history, and so after he's clearly setup to be busted the first time around, but like an absolute idiot didn't have the wherewithal to bring a shovel with him to dig the rugs up, still goes along with this plan, and eventually gets arrested after willfully importing several dozen kilograms of cocaine into the country under the hopes of using Dee to sell it. The sappy judge decides since Rodey (a fat, middle-aged white guy) has no prior convictions, no criminal history, decides to waive the minimum mandatory sentence and gives Rodney 60 days in jail with 5 years probation and community service--after he's just imported enough coke to burden and create dozens upon a dozens of addicts as part of his "American Dream". Rodney then goes on to claim that he was entrapped and that the department of homeland security probably never actually dug up the drugs, because he obviously has no remorse and is just sour that he got caught.

    I have absolutely no sympathy for Rodney or his wife. They kept talking about this being "The American dream" throughout the documentary. I'm an American, and I never dreamed about addicting dozens if not hundreds of people to narcotics in an effort to support my spoiled brat of a wife who thought it was just atrocious to live in a double-wide trailer--a living situation that many Americans would give anything for. He had no thought of the damage that he was going to do to other people, and his stupid spoiled brat of a wife has the nerve to say, "It's all bullshit, they should have put the real drug addicts in jail." She literally had the nerve to sit there and bawl because they went from a big fancy house to a double-wide trailer that, was in her own words, "As big as our three-car garage." Literally the worst type of person.

    I have to admit, that it raised a lot of emotion in me, which is the only reason I'm giving it a relatively high rating. None of it was sympathy for any of the protagonists. The only person that had any sense about him was Dee, the low-level street dealer that snitched on Rodney. That doesn't exactly make him a good person, but the idea that it tries to cast him as the villain and Rodney as just some naive good-hearted guy really pisses me off. He was willing to get countless people addicted to drugs. He's not a good guy, and he was damned lucky that the judge gave him such a light sentence.

    So long story short, this documentary is good in the sense that it's a good enough story to have made me so mad. I'm sure other people's views on it will differ, but that's what makes it a good story. I would have liked to have heard that Rodney continued working for Habitat for Humanity, but given his greediness I'm sure that's no the case, and he's probably back to working to support his spoiled brat--and by that I mean his wife; his daughter seemed all right, if not clueless. Dee is the most likeable character (other than Andy for shear idiocy), and that's saying a lot considering he's a run-of-the-mill-drug-dealing thug. He's the quintessential "little fish", but Rodney was the big fish that the justice system decided to catch and release.

    Long story short... This is one of the few documentaries that's ever made me feel more sympathetic to law enforcement than the perpetrator they arrested. This guy should have done hard time, but instead got off with a couple of months and probation. There are people in penitentiaries doing 10, 15, 20-some-odd years for dealing less drugs than this guy was involved with in dealing, and he's just very lucky he got some kind of sweet-heart deal from the judge. In my opinion, it was a total miscarriage of justice, and the fact that he has the nerve to go on about 'entrapment' and claim that homeland security staged the discovery of the rugs just shows me he's not remorseful, and that he would have gladly exploited countless drug addicts in an effort to fulfill his own greed.

    Long story short... I wish that Julian would have never told anyone about the drugs, but he did, and this is what happened. Like it or hate it, it's a good story.
  • amcreb1 December 2019
    I quite enjoyed this mockumentary. I went into it unsure if it was a real documentary or a spoof and after watching it it is obviously a spoof. Nobody is that dumb right , also I'm pretty sure Puerto Rico is in the United States so there's no need to smuggle drugs, could've boarded a domestic flight without any need for customs! The characters are entertaining and funny. The only one I didn't like was the wife but overall it was a very fun movie to watch.
  • joeytxx30 March 2019
    Others may think the director beat around the bush but I thought it was a great, colorful way to tell a bizarre story which could've otherwise just been a dull presentation of facts. It's a great story and very relatable somehow with a good ending. I enjoyed it a lot.
  • philippkobl12 July 2019
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    I really liked the story about it but until the end the wife just got so much on my nerves that I felt like the protagonist kind of became the antagonist for me. I mean really? She's crying that she has to live in a smaller house that doesn't have a pool and space for three cars while always acting like you're not guilty? Of course you are. Besides that I'd probably watch it again.
  • The Director thought he was The Coen Brothers...but, isn't. This film suffers from serious lack of editing. Good story with too many film flourishes. So much time spent on superfluous shots - of water, of the daughter at cheerleading, of the housing market bust...all could have been condensed into a nice, tight story. But, no. Too bad, could have been a good story told well in someone else's hands.
  • ruairi-rhodes8 April 2019
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    Tune in the last 10 minutes and watch the snitch talk about how Rodney should've been accountable for his actions- dude you got arrested and you snitched!!!
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    I'm pretty convinced it's still there but you'll have to make up your own mind. Almost made for a Monty Python skit in some ways or maybe an old half sit com half TV drama, it's a bit of a romp through the crazy period of a once wealthy builder hit by the economic depression who comes up with the idea of a lifetime, find the coke buried on an island in Puerto Rico... there's a turncoat, there's cops and there'sa very obvious trap which I think totally sux but it kept me entertained and I lost track of time so it can't have been boring. Enjoy!
  • Rodney Hyden keeps telling himself he's not greedy, but doing it for his family. I'm sure Pablo Escobar told himself the same thing.
  • Analog_Devotee13 August 2021
    A wild spin on the typical cocaine documentary, that's for sure. Great production value and highly entertaining.
  • jp3005 March 2022
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    I'm sorry, but this is entrapment surely? They went and got the drugs, brought them back and gave them to him and he got arrested?!?! Also to add, he gave up finding the drugs for only them to pressure him into meeting and handing over the location.

    None of it made sense.
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