2 July 2018 | lor_
Low-budget but okay action/porn rip-off
The team of Danny D and Dick Bush delivered this Brit Porn trifle to Digital Playground, watchable but hardly epic.
It has import from Chatsworth Kimmy Granger as Laura Crotch, headed back to Blighty after the death of her father. She's shocked to see his estate being rifled by Ryan Ryder and his workmen, at the behest of Tina Kay, an evil stepmother Kimmy didn't know existed (the marriage was only months before Lord Crotch's demise).
Four lengthy sex vignettes substitute for the adventure of this Tomb Raiding genre, as Mona Moan's serviceable script dwells on double-dealings, in which Laura doesn't know whom she can trust, especially her BFF Rina Ellis. Fight scenes involving Kimmy are well-staged but the production is claustrophobic, crying out for some globe-hopping locations and set-pieces that never transpire.
Danny D hogs producing, directing and even art direction credits but the BTS short subject clearly indicates videographer and partner Dick Bush directed much of the show. Complete absence of a big-bust actress in the cast is something of a surprise, as usually Digital Playground as well as Brit Porn purveyors have an impressive roster of top-heavy femmes to choose from.