Come in and Relax
- Video
- 2016
- 1h 48m
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Dispiriting misogyny
In this age of MeToo and greater awareness of sexual harassment and abuse, the Barrett Blade "Tricky Spa" series becomes more obnoxious and difficult to endure. This compilation of 5 nearly identical vignettes self-destructs.
It's all the same: horny masseurs (though Ryan McLane at one point makes the usual idiotic porn mistake of calling himself a "masseuse") bamboozling supposedly brain-dead female customers into giving them free hand-jobs or blow-jobs, or occasionally "going all the way". McLane and Eric Masterson are tiresome in trotting out the same fast-talking (I would have preferred comical double-talk) that doesn't really fool anyone but assumes the viewer at home is a total idiot.
Of the five designated victims, none are convincing in their responses to either the faked advantages the masseur offers early in each scene, or the mean-spirited slough-off contradictions and "I never said that" instant breaking of promises once the money shot has been deposited. Nina Elle provides the minimum daily requirement for voyeurs of big-breast action, while several of the fresh-face starlets like Marilyn Moore or Sophia Torres are non-starters in terms of sexiness.
It's all the same: horny masseurs (though Ryan McLane at one point makes the usual idiotic porn mistake of calling himself a "masseuse") bamboozling supposedly brain-dead female customers into giving them free hand-jobs or blow-jobs, or occasionally "going all the way". McLane and Eric Masterson are tiresome in trotting out the same fast-talking (I would have preferred comical double-talk) that doesn't really fool anyone but assumes the viewer at home is a total idiot.
Of the five designated victims, none are convincing in their responses to either the faked advantages the masseur offers early in each scene, or the mean-spirited slough-off contradictions and "I never said that" instant breaking of promises once the money shot has been deposited. Nina Elle provides the minimum daily requirement for voyeurs of big-breast action, while several of the fresh-face starlets like Marilyn Moore or Sophia Torres are non-starters in terms of sexiness.
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- lor_
- Apr 7, 2018
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