In this age of MeToo and greater awareness of sexual harassment and abuse, the Barrett Blade "Tricky Spa" series becomes more obnoxious and difficult to endure. This compilation of 5 nearly identical vignettes self-destructs.
It's all the same: horny masseurs (though Ryan McLane at one point makes the usual idiotic porn mistake of calling himself a "masseuse") bamboozling supposedly brain-dead female customers into giving them free hand-jobs or blow-jobs, or occasionally "going all the way". McLane and Eric Masterson are tiresome in trotting out the same fast-talking (I would have preferred comical double-talk) that doesn't really fool anyone but assumes the viewer at home is a total idiot.
Of the five designated victims, none are convincing in their responses to either the faked advantages the masseur offers early in each scene, or the mean-spirited slough-off contradictions and "I never said that" instant breaking of promises once the money shot has been deposited. Nina Elle provides the minimum daily requirement for voyeurs of big-breast action, while several of the fresh-face starlets like Marilyn Moore or Sophia Torres are non-starters in terms of sexiness.
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