Even on our local pay-cable service, one can find Granny porn -one of the odder kinks that's still relatively close to mainstream porn (unlike Water Sports, Sex with Animals, etc.). This lady from jolly olde England, Lacey Starr, fills the niche sort of pioneered by Ben Dover/Steve Perry.

So it's no coincidence that my Times Square video store recently got in new releases from both Ben Dover and Lacey Starr, aiming at the hardly lucrative but certainly extant Old Age porn market. As a card-carrying (the card says AARP on it) Baby Boomer I know whereof I speak.

So Lacey, besides bringing her massive and natural big boobs to the table, has plenty of personality to sell, just like would-be Music Hall performer Perry. The five vignettes in this compilation show her talent at developing characters for a skit, not just gonzo porn as her competing grannies (mainly amateurs) are forced to toil in.

One segment I tracked down to a previous DVD release in IMDb, "Dr. Lacey & the Nympho" in which Starr services cute Eastern Euro Porn actress Tina Kay.

But one dynamite vignette contained here is a classic, thanks to casting Chessie Kay (no relation). Starr is rather droll, accepting delivery of a very large package, on behalf of her neighbor who isn't in at the moment. (A key crew member Daniel Strictly gets a screen acting credit for playing the delivery man.)

It's a full-size love doll and Starr's curiosity is unbridled as she unwraps it and sets it up on the couch beside her. Falling asleep, she has an erotic dream of lesbian sex with the doll, and the rest is history.

Chessie is absolutely perfect in this role -certainly the most convincing dumb mime work I've ever seen for such an assignment. Her very fake boobs and botoxed lips look uncannily like that of a doll (or Madame Tussaud wax figure for that matter - perhaps a future assignment) and worthy of a mainstream film is her uncanny unblinking stillness, never looking alive until in the dream Starr pushes her starter button (located inside Chessie's pussy, of course).

Other segments star Brit studs Luke Hotrod and Ricky Stone (latter featured in Liselle Bailey's excellent new Dorcel feature "Military Misconduct"), and the show ends with a match-up of the plumpers: Lacey as a landlord moving to a new home in Spain (could be true if her porn career is successful) serviced by plain Jane but ample tenant Jem Summers.

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