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  • "Cumming in America", its title a riff on Eddie Murphy's long-ago hit, departs from the usual vignette format of Bree Mills & Barrett Blade's Nuru/Fantasy Massage content churned out for internet subscribers to enjoy on-line.

    It intertwines two related stories to create a semblance of a feature for us Old Fogey fans who consume our massage porn in DVD format.

    Both tales involve a fabulously wealthy foreign dude travelling to the States to enjoy the Nuru (a slimy gel style of massage oil) rub & hump of Summer Brielle's massage parlor. Unknown Japanese stud Takuo stars in three of the five segments titled "Showdown in Little Takuo" Parts 1-3, while Marco Banderas is oddly cast as an oil sheik in the other two.

    Eric Masterson appears in one of his recently frequent NonSex roles throughout as a go-between involved in renting or partnering with Brielle, for whom money talks. Both foreigners offer her a fortune to entertain them, with Takuo joining her in the Oiler business, even setting up a franchise in Tokyo.

    The broad acting and rather silly approach favored by Blade are the usual drawbacks, but a plentiful cast of femme beauties saves the day. Brielle is teamed with very similar (they could be cast in the same roles) busty blonde Courtney Taylor for an effective threesome with Takuo, and many more natural ladies combine to satisfy both male leads. Notable is Marica Hase as a masseuse wearing traditional garb (before doffing it) back in Tokyo to service Takuo before he leaves for the USA.

    Ethnic casting is quite loose here, with the familiar face of Big Chief Quarterblack, often a crew member on Bree's shoots, playing a dual role of the sort of Tonto character to each lead: a Kendo fighter and bodyguard named Kongou for Takuo and a right-hand man named Nassim for the sheik. Unfortunately he receives no screen credit at all, as only Blade among all crew members is listed on screen.