Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)

Will Ferrell: Lars Erickssong

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Quotes 

• Lars Erickssong : She's probably not my sister.

• Lars Erickssong : Give up on your dreams now while you're still young.

• Lars Erickssong : I can't take this shit, okay?

  Sigrit Ericksdottir : Okay!

  Lars Erickssong : [indicating a lot of shit with his hands]  It's, like, this much shit.

  Sigrit Ericksdottir : I know!

  Lars Erickssong : [indicating less shit]  I can maybe take this much shit, but it's up here!

  [indicates more shit] 

  Sigrit Ericksdottir : It's a lot of shit!

  Lars Erickssong : [screaming]  Shit!

  [a nearby ice shelf collapses] 

  Lars Erickssong : [quietly]  Shit.

• Lars Erickssong : Hey, Americans! Are you having a good time in Iceland?

  Bill , Brittny , Jenn , Jeff : Yeah!

  Lars Erickssong : Well, we hate that you're here.

  Lars Erickssong : So why don't you go back home, all right? Don't you have some traffic to sit in with your monster trucks and your chili corn dogs?

  Sigrit Ericksdottir : [trying to redirect Lars]  Okay, Lars.

  Lars Erickssong : Why, I have some opiates for you, you can take, while you over leverage your credit cards and you buy too many houses.

  Sigrit Ericksdottir : [trying to quiet Lars]  Okay. Wow. Hey! Hey!

  Lars Erickssong : No, I'm not done! I hate you! I hate your guts!

• Olaf Yohansson : Hey, Lars! Get back in there right now and play Ja Ja Ding Dong!

  Lars Erickssong : No, we are done for tonight!

  Olaf Yohansson : You have to play it!

  Lars Erickssong : Why do I have to play it? I already played it.

  Olaf Yohansson : I don't care! You have to play it again!

  Lars Erickssong : Tell me, when will it be enough for you?

  Olaf Yohansson : IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH! I ONLY WANT TO HEAR JA JA DING DONG!

  Lars Erickssong : Fine, I'll play it! I'll play it. We're having a break.

  Olaf Yohansson : [to the crowd]  Hey guys, he's going to play Ja Ja Ding Dong!

  [cheers] 

• Lars Erickssong : [holding intricately carved knife with shocked look on his face]  Thank you! Enjoy the biscuits! I'll just leave the knife here... in case... you have to... . do other murders!

• Lars Erickssong : The perfect song isn't the winning song, but a song that comes from the heart.

• Lars Erickssong : Hallo, I am Lars.

• Lars Erickssong : Stop laughing, please.