29 June 2018 | lor_
Trying to be hip and au courant, but failing miserably
Adam & Eve Pictures, a trailblazing Adult Industry label, has become old-hat of late, surviving on a mix of all-sex, many vault compilations and some very Vanilla Couples Romance features that are hardly competitive in today's market. This stupidly titled opus is one of several releases vainly attempting to interest a new generation of internet-obsessed youngsters.
So the title sort of translates (cast members try to define it) as a phenomenon akin to "catfishing": namely posting selfie photos to show off some body attribute in order to gain attention and elicit praise, in this case the booty. So the title signals anal sex, either subtly or blatantly depending upon one's point-of-view.
A stupid voice-over narration track with a Southern accent establishes the feature as low-brow from the outset, and pointless city location identifers (Pasadena; Kingston, Tennessee; Clearwater, Florida; and San Antonio, Texas) introduce four vignettes of exhibitionist behavior.
The pretty girls are obsessed with posting selfies, and the guys just wanna have sex. Opening scene shows how stupid the Andre Madness-piloted feature is, as Ms. Tattoo lady Kleio Valentien seduces her pool boy Lucas Frost. Scene is notable for her overacting matched against the usual wooden Frost walk-through.
Best scene has redhead Lauren Phillips humping Jay Smooth, her force of personality and intrinsic sexiness overcoming the non-script. Anal sex is emphasized constantly, with the new Adam & Eve presenting the action without condoms, a departure from the label's earlier safe-sex approach.