Unholy 'Mole

Godrick and Jennifer are married and expecting a child. While Jennifer can't wait to have a family, Godrick yearns for the days when his wife would make him sumptuous bowl of guacamole to go with his chips. Those days are long gone now that Jennifer's pregnancy has pivoted her focus elsewhere. As Godrick fumes in his puddle of self-entitled sorry, Satan manifests before him. He poses the questions to Godrick; what would he truly give to have his wife make him guacamole again? Godrick, a sheepish coward, exchanges the soul of his unborn child to the Devil to grant him the eternal bliss of guacamole. With the spark of Satan's fat blunt, the deal is sealed. As soon as Godrick is snapped back into reality, Jennifer's baby starts to kick, HARD. Godrick's fear is replaced with euphoria when his wife literally begins to excrete and puke the thing he desires most...sweet tangy guacamole. But Godrick's exuberant joy is short-lived when the baby suddenly makes his way out from Jennifer's womb, and is born with cravings that are much more morbid.