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A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
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The trailer looked good, but sadly the first episode was unfunny and boring.
The style is great though and works well.
The first couple of episodes are a little rough but it keeps getting better and I'm really enjoying it now!
When I started it I struggled to not shut it off because it was not enjoyable or humorous at all. I pushed through and at the end of the first episode I actually let out a chuckle.
That's kind of the way the season run is. It gets funnier and more entertaining as it goes. I actually started laughing here and there more and more and actually I wanted to keep watching where at the beginning it felt more like a chore.
The animation and voice acting is fantastic. The script and comedy became better with each episode.
This is dirty adult humor so if you're not into that stay the F away and wtf are you doing watching this in the first place? If you're looking for something life changing? Not for you.
Do you want to sit down shut off your brain, have a few chuckles, and enjoy some stupidity? For you.
EDIT: The show throughout the season gets better with character development and even having a few genuinely heart felt moments
There are a number of lines or jokes that are just absolutely hilarious and I like the idea and premise. The main problem I have is that it's another comedy show where basically except the main character everyone is either an idiot or a irredeemable assshole.
It takes me out of it at least. What makes these things funnier and flow better imo is when you have good or capable people as well to juxipose it.
There are a number of lines or jokes that are just absolutely hilarious and I like the idea and premise. The main problem I have is that it's another comedy show where basically except the main character everyone is either an idiot or a irredeemable assshole.
It takes me out of it at least. What makes these things funnier and flow better imo is when you have good or capable people as well to juxipose it.
Set in the dilapidated kingdom of Kingstown, Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) lives in the shadow of his siblings Reuben, Blarney, and Coral who all flaunt their "successes" as a bandit leader, alcoholic clown, and pirate queen respectively. Patrick tired of being seen as the black sheep in his family decides to become a squire with dreams of glory and knighthood, but his position more often than not leads him to suffering abuse and insults from the corrupt, incompetent, and cruel King Merrimen (Luke Evans) or his spoilt, angry, mischievous daughter Blossom (Maya Erskine). However when an assassin begins picking off ranking members of the kingdom's aristocracy, Patrick finds himself as the one person who can save the kingdom.
Created by John Harvatine IV and Tom Root and produced by Seth Green's Stoopid Buddy studios, Crossing Swords will feel pleasantly familiar to those who've seen the group's other stop motion comedy series. The show while still based around similar madcap over the top crass and vulgar humor seen in their other productions, finds itself anchored to a narrative (albeit a somewhat loose one) and I'm pleased to say that the results are actually pretty entertaining.
Nicholas Hoult as Patrick is perfect as the show's lead as he's constantly abused not just by his needlessly cruel siblings, but also the oppressively cruel world of Kingstown, it's citizens, and surrounding environments. Patrick isn't the bravest, smartest, and sneakiest of the characters, but he has an inherent goodness in him that he never allows the world to crush even when he's at his lowest point. Patrick's frustrations with the world and his desire to do good are often met with varying degrees of disaster in one form or another (even when Patrick is victorious, it's usually Pyrhic in one form or another) he still manages to find some piece of optimism in his situation that motivates him to keep moving forward. But all this would be for not were the show not filled with a good supporting cast.
The cast of Crossing Swords is filled with all manner of comic/character actors giving good comedic voices to the citizens of Kingstown be it Luke Evans as King Merrimen, Seth Green as charlatan magician Blinkerquartz, Adam Pally as Patrick's dimwitted best friend takes everything in stride, and Alanna Ubach as horny, acerbic, and vindictive Queen Tulip who gets a lot of laughs from her annoyance at King Merrimen's antics.
The animation as expected from Stoopid Buddy is really good. The characters in Crossing Swords are limbless and all look like Little Tikes peg people with square bodies and big round heads, but the producers put enough detail and movement surrounding the character models that style feels charming and fitting with the aesthetic choices. Also as expected the humor is lowbrow and based on all manner of sex references and four letter words, but the show keeps itself moving at such a quick pace and never drags on any particular gag that it feels like it's using these elements effectively and organically as part of the comedy rather than just relying on them wholesale as we've seen so many other lesser series try to do. Not every joke works as there's a scene involving peaches and semen that I thought was more cringe inducing than funny, but the jokes are so rapid fire that I never felt like they were overly drilled in and quickly moved on from them.
Crossing Swords is funny show that manages to bring the raunch and the funny. While it probably doesn't rank with some of the best shows in adult animation, I had enough belly laughs in the course of the 10 episode first season that I'm excited for a second installment.
Created by John Harvatine IV and Tom Root and produced by Seth Green's Stoopid Buddy studios, Crossing Swords will feel pleasantly familiar to those who've seen the group's other stop motion comedy series. The show while still based around similar madcap over the top crass and vulgar humor seen in their other productions, finds itself anchored to a narrative (albeit a somewhat loose one) and I'm pleased to say that the results are actually pretty entertaining.
Nicholas Hoult as Patrick is perfect as the show's lead as he's constantly abused not just by his needlessly cruel siblings, but also the oppressively cruel world of Kingstown, it's citizens, and surrounding environments. Patrick isn't the bravest, smartest, and sneakiest of the characters, but he has an inherent goodness in him that he never allows the world to crush even when he's at his lowest point. Patrick's frustrations with the world and his desire to do good are often met with varying degrees of disaster in one form or another (even when Patrick is victorious, it's usually Pyrhic in one form or another) he still manages to find some piece of optimism in his situation that motivates him to keep moving forward. But all this would be for not were the show not filled with a good supporting cast.
The cast of Crossing Swords is filled with all manner of comic/character actors giving good comedic voices to the citizens of Kingstown be it Luke Evans as King Merrimen, Seth Green as charlatan magician Blinkerquartz, Adam Pally as Patrick's dimwitted best friend takes everything in stride, and Alanna Ubach as horny, acerbic, and vindictive Queen Tulip who gets a lot of laughs from her annoyance at King Merrimen's antics.
The animation as expected from Stoopid Buddy is really good. The characters in Crossing Swords are limbless and all look like Little Tikes peg people with square bodies and big round heads, but the producers put enough detail and movement surrounding the character models that style feels charming and fitting with the aesthetic choices. Also as expected the humor is lowbrow and based on all manner of sex references and four letter words, but the show keeps itself moving at such a quick pace and never drags on any particular gag that it feels like it's using these elements effectively and organically as part of the comedy rather than just relying on them wholesale as we've seen so many other lesser series try to do. Not every joke works as there's a scene involving peaches and semen that I thought was more cringe inducing than funny, but the jokes are so rapid fire that I never felt like they were overly drilled in and quickly moved on from them.
Crossing Swords is funny show that manages to bring the raunch and the funny. While it probably doesn't rank with some of the best shows in adult animation, I had enough belly laughs in the course of the 10 episode first season that I'm excited for a second installment.
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