Foreign Fuckers

Kelly and Ryan Madison have a cottage industry, grinding out tons of porn mainly featuring Kelly's huge tits and always having Ryan boringly as the sole male humping an endless array of XXX actresses. This time they have sterling Brit Porn stars McKenzie Lee, Lou Lou and Lexi Ward, plus the great Katsuni, to play with.

Packaging touts industry awards (payola-induced, without question) and a 5-hour running time that includes worthless cutting-room floor footage on a worthless second disk in the DVD set. What we get is tedious, endlessly repetitive vignettes of the players humping away generically.

McKenzie is wasted in a dumb vignette shot in her walk-in closet, while Lou Lou is embarrassing as Ryan's secretary, supposedly treated to a creampie by her boss, but it is presented in a fake way by the presumed auteurs (the Madisons) who don't know how to make an Adult movie. All they know is gonzo sex, with Kelly appearing suddenly in Lexi Ward's segment to make it a threesome. I suppose she fancies herself as the 21st Century's answer to Candy Samples, but I'm not impressed at all.