Moses Rosenthaler
Julian Cadazio
J.K.L. Berensen
Simone
Lucinda Krementz
Zeffirelli
Juliette
Roebuck Wright
The Commissaire
Nescaffier (as Stephen Park)
Arthur Howitzer, Jr.
Herbsaint Sazerac
Uncle Nick
Uncle Joe
Upshur 'Maw' Clampette
Young Rosenthaler
Prison Guard
Chief Magistrate
Girlfriend
Head Caterer
Mitch-Mitch
Vittel
Paul Duval
Mrs. B.
Mr. B. (as Guillaume Gallienne de la Comédie-Française)
Drill-Sergeant
Morisot
Mitch-Mitch (On Stage)
Juliette's Friend (as Lily Taïeb)
Communications Specialist
Chou-fleur
Talk Show Host
Albert 'the Abacus'
The Chauffeur
Junkie / Showgirl #1
Gigi
Maman
Police Detective
Patrolman Maupassant
Junkie / Showgirl #2
Alumna
Hermès Jones
Story Editor
Legal Advisor
Waiter
Cheery Writer (as Wally Wolodarsky)
Proofreader
Narrator (voice)
Blind Writer
Amanuensis
Accountant
Copy Boy
Howitzer's Doctor
Man Smoking Cigarette
Man Outside Café
Weathered Man with Hat / Old Man in Tavern (as Jean Pierre Grasset)
Magazine Delivery Man
Old Man at Wine Shop
Old Man at Metro Map
Police Cyclist
Police Cyclist / Police
Woman Rolling Groceries
Kansas Gravedigger
Bootblack (as Come Loury)
Bootblack
Bootblack Customer
Bricklayer
Pickpocket
Butcher
Man Shining Shoe
Ticket Vendor
'Brique Rouge' Clubgoer
Old Lady with Punks
Punk
Man with Camera
Choirboy
Old Lady with Choirboys
Kissing Student
Old Man Who Has Failed
Boy Scout
Streetwalker
Gigolo
John in Car
Lawyer
Bartender (as Yannick Mazzilli)
Representative Prisoner
Butcher Boy
Cruel Man in Tavern
Vivaldi Trio
Caterer
'Maw' Clampette's Doctor (as Loic Baxas)
Cadazio's Nephew
Magistrate
Maid
Foreign Legion Officer
Rosenthaler Father
Rosenthaler Son
Simone at Six
Simone at Twelve
Simone at Sixteen
Simone at Forty
The French Splatter-School Action-Group
Prisoner
Professor
Mayor
Zeffirelli's Sister
Aide
Secretary
T.V. Reporter
Tip-Top
François-Marie Charvet
Student
Cadet #1
Cadet #2 (as Nick Croucher)
Cadet #3
Cadet #4
Cadet #5
Cadet #6
Additional Cadet
Toothpowder Spokesman (as Benjamin Lavernhe de la Comédie-Française)
Younger Gigi
Cadet / Nanny
Junkie / Showgirl #3
Stetson van Altman
Spinster van Altman
Hieronymous van Altman
The Jeroboam
Ancient Concierge
Police
Kidnapper