The Facial Network (2012)

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15 September 2018 | lor_
Steal a title, spoil a video
One of Bluebird Films' innumerable no-effort productions, this lost-in-the-shuffle release takes the title from the Facebook movie, and then delivers two and a half hours of wall-to-wall sex scenes, having little or nothing to do with that premise.

Several vignettes just show a couple humping, while others throw in a laptop or verbal reference to hooking up (and I use the word hooking literally) via the internet. Familiar Brit Porn talent goes through the motion, but it's pointless and dull.

Interracial sex is a recurring feature, though no BBCs are on the payroll, just women of color. One scene randomly strays so far afield it almost smacks of cutting room floor footage taken from an entirely different project, as nurse Chantelle Fox services a stud as her patient, the relationship to Zuckerberg's cash cow nowhere to be found.

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23 May 2012



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