Sicko

Rosa Diaz: Captain Holt hates pranks. This is gonna backfire, man.

Jake Peralta: Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll... move his podium a foot to the left.

Amy Santiago: What? He'll be so angry.

Jake Peralta: Okay, five inches.

Amy Santiago: Five?

Jake Peralta: Three?

Amy Santiago: Three!

Jake Peralta: One?

Amy Santiago: One?

Jake Peralta: All right. I'll move it a half inch.

Amy Santiago: Fine. It's your funeral.

Jake Peralta: Oh my god. Worst prank ever. So stupid. Holt's not even going to notice.

Captain Ray Holt: Good morning.

[He puts his papers on the podium but stops for a second, realizing something is off]

Captain Ray Holt: You guys... the podium, it's... Ha.

[chuckles]

Captain Ray Holt: [laughter intensifies]

[riotous laughter]

Captain Ray Holt: [shouting] You're crazy! How did you pull this off?