That 70's Finale I attached such high expectations to this last episode! As it played out, it was like watching an over-inflated balloon deflate from a slow leak. It will be as shows to watch and re-watch to glean more through inferences. I was hoping for more loose ends to be tied up. Red retired in an earlier episode of the 8th season after selling his muffler shop to a huge retail chain. But in the last episode Kitty was dressed in her nurse's uniform. I guess she is still working. Since they are not moving to Florida, I suspect she will continue to work until she retires. Bob sold his house and is still moving to Florida to open a bait shop. Fez is still working at the hair shop. Will he marry Jackie? Who knows? She's older and maybe not as flighty. What work will she do? Maybe she will be the make-up and nail girl once Fez opens his own shop. Hyde owns the record store, thanks to his father's "bequeath." Since his "wife" already had a husband, that marriage is null and void. Who will he hook up with? The biker girl from earlier in the show's history? With his new attitude, maybe he can straighten out Leo
NO WAY! Kelso is just plain Kelso. He's kept his job at Playboy in Chicago for a whole season now, and actually got promoted. Maybe he and Brooke will finally tie the knot, and she will elevate his intellect. He is still a devoted father to their daughter. Donna is starting college right after New Years. I couldn't picture her being a DJ for the rest of her life. If she majors in communications or journalism (remember her story writing episodes?), she might be a broadcast journalist. I'm puzzled at Eric's part in this last episode. He said he had so much hope when he left for Africa, but now he's not so sure. Surely he won't waste his internship there and NOT go to college! Obviously he and Donna have matured. Their intense feelings for each other are still there, as evidenced by that kissing scene. I see their relationship heading toward marriage. It just has to!! If they can get past their college days without killing each other. Kitty casts some doubt on that possibility (before Eric's return, though) when she tells Donna she's sorry things didn't work out between her and Eric. The show has not one, but two, characters who suffered from the "Chuck Cunningham Syndrome." Fans of "Happy Days" know what I'm talking about. Laurie, Eric's older sister, and Tina, Donna's little sister from episode 6 of season1. They both just disappeared from the show. I'm trying to remember an episode that explained Laurie moving away. She trained for a while as a hair dresser. Maybe she will return, and go to work for Fez and Jackie. To Kitty's credit, she DOES ask where Laurie is, in the last episode. It was always mentioned that Jackie was a year younger than the rest of the gang. And THEY graduated from high school in a 2003 episode that had "1978" on the license plate. Ergo, she had to graduate in 1979. This last episode is set on December 31, 1979. She's about 18. Eric, Donna, Hyde, and Fez are about 19. Kelso is 20 if he was held back a year. Two characters who joined the show in the last season, Randy and Samantha, felt the wrath of devoted fans on internet forums. They just didn't seem to fit in with the established ensemble cast. Their parts just sort of fizzled out. Casey Kelso, Michael's older brother, deserves an honorable mention. How can he be so lovable and annoying at the same time? Internet forums have discussed favorite episodes or characters. When the show first started, I couldn't stand the Fez and Jackie characters. He was too much of a mousy, clinging vine. She was too much like the girls I wanted to date in high school, but couldn't. As the show progressed, that switched and I found Donna to be condescending and Eric kind of whiny. As the series matured, I slowly understood that's how they all fit in to the overall "big picture" of the show. All members contributed to the success of the show. That's the meaning of "ensemble cast." They are like the building blocks of a pyramid. All serve to form a solid structure. Unfortunately, in the last season, two primary cornerstones of the foundation were removed when Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left. The structure wobbled severely and nearly tumbled down. Favorite episodes? IMPOSSIBLE! Favorite scenes from different episodes, maybe: When Red and Eric visit Laurie at her apartment, and catch her shacked up her current boyfriend. Eric laughing at Laurie at the end of that scene is classic! Kitty and Hyde at Fenton's jewelry store, when Kitty realizes "her ring" is actually Donna's engagement ring. THEN Hyde declaring he "just now" found out. Even better, later in that episode when Red finds out Eric is engaged and Kitty declares the same. That look on Hyde's face! In the 100th episode "That Seventies Muscial" when Jackie loses at Rock-Paper-Scissors, and has to put more dog poop on the music teacher's porch. That look on her face and her flighty arm waving in "fast-forward" when she drops it off and runs away. And the all time best: At Bob's and Midge's re-marriage ceremony, when Midge is reading the vows that Donna wrote, Eric realizes she's writing about them. He slowly turns to see Donna mouthing "I Love You" just as Midge says the same thing. This started as a review of the last episode. It ended as a review of the entire series, and an attempt to extrapolate possible futures from the momentum of past episodes and analysis of the final show. Hopefully a success.