robman77

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Jaws 3-D
(1983)

Love those death scenes
Ok, so the script was laughable at times, but the story had some consistency. Let's ignore the behavior of the shark. This is Jaws. The shark always does strange things in these movies. But what made me buy this movie is the graphic nature of the deaths in this movie. Especially when the load mouth science guy in the red diving suit gets eaten whole. The way we were inside the shark as the guy gets chewed up, and the sounds of him being eaten alive... that still makes me cringe every time I see it. That's what keeps me coming back to these kind of movies, the violence. Call me shallow, but I like it.

Jaws: The Revenge
(1987)

People
Ok, the only good thing about this movie is that they seemed to make a half hearted attempt to give this movie similar character interaction, like in the first one. We have Ellen Brody, Hoagie and Mike Brody, plus Jake. These 4 characters seem to have a nice interaction going on. I did like Ellen and Hoagie's relationship. It was a nice light hearted injection into an otherwise morbid and rediculous film. They at least tried to make us care about the characters. That is at least worth saying.

Jaws 3-D
(1983)

Love those death scenes
Ok, so the script was laughable at times, but the story had some consistency. Let's ignore the behavior of the shark. This is Jaws. The shark always does strange things in these movies. But what made me buy this movie is the graphic nature of the deaths in this movie. Especially when the load mouth science guy in the red diving suit gets eaten whole. The way we were inside the shark as the guy gets chewed up, and the sounds of him being eaten alive... that still makes me cringe every time I see it. That's what keeps me coming back to these kind of movies, the violence. Call me shallow, but I like it.

American Pie
(1999)

A sweet innocence behind the smut
This movie reminds us all how truly awkward sex can be. Especially the first time. But my grandfather told me not to worry, it gets better with age.

And in the end, this isn't really about four guys losing their virginity. It is about growing up. And it makes a great date movie.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
(1999)

too many songs!
ok ok, i laughed at this really hard both times i saw it. but they could have dropped or re-wrote maybe 3 or 4 songs and the movie would have been better.

but the neat thing about this movie: if you can take your girlfriend to see it and she isn't disgusted or walks out, she is a keeper! ;)

Inferno
(1991)

once again teri does not use what she has...
sure Teri is one fine woman. sure, she has large fake breasts. but does she know what to do with them besides just show them off? NO!

No, the other big breasted actress in this film must show her just what a girl should do with such assets. They are not just to look at. They can be put to good use to liven up what would otherwise be just regular classic sex.

Good movie anyway, especially for Teri fans.

Encore
(1995)

teri's best?
Apparently this is supposed to be Teri Wiegle's best adult film she starred in. It is a good one, no doubt. But the fact is, with a woman with implants like that and no really good TF scene in this film, I just feel cheated. I mean, she paid for those things, why not put them to use as more then just something to look at. Oh well, I guess porn stars just aren't as creative as we wish they were.

The Barlow Affair
(1992)

teri? hello?
Ok, it is a Teri Weigle movie, but again, she just can't seem to figure out what to do with those huge breasts of hers. All her partners are pretty dense too, as they always seem to want to go for the back end. They never know a good pair of fun even if it is jiggled in front of them. It is a darn shame.

But none the less, an enjoyable file with some nice variety. Great for Teri fans everywhere.

Bodacious Ta' Ta's
(1985)

with a title like this, how can there be no TFs?
Well, this wasn't a bad movie. the choice of women was nice. great variety. one cute one, a couple great looking ones, on scanky one, an older one... its got a little of this and a little of that.

but with such a title, why did none of the women utilize their assets to their potential? and the one with the most enormous ones did not even like men! a travesty! but worth a rent.

if anything this movie, which is a 70s movie, shows how these movies are supposed to be! not like some of that crap we see nowadays.

'F'
(1980)

what does that title mean?
the first adult movie i ever managed to swipe from my stepdads drawer. and what a ride! this is a freaky movie that gets a little too psychological at times for an adult feature, but it has some really great scenes! the infamous Seka has the best when she and her 2 female gangster friends take on the main guy and... well... let's just say she knows how to use her what she was endowed with. I'll leave it at that for fear of offending anyone...

Forbidden Fruit
(1984)

has one of the best TFs i've seen in years
its an older movie, but for variety of sex scenes, you get pretty much whatever you want here. 2 somes, 3 somes, more somes, and whatever messy dirty position you can think of. i likes it!

even the story is good, even though its kinda gross. a guy returns to a farm where his ex girl friend lives with her three daughters. naturally he sleeps with them all (the mother and all the daughters) at various times throughout the movie. then the mother tells him that one of the girls is HIS daughter! incest! ah! and as you may expect, the mother, father and his daughter end up having a three some. sick as hell! but worth a viewing.

shoot, just hearing Wierd AL's "eat it" in the background just before an orgy is enough to make you laugh

The Big Lebowski
(1998)

i'm the dude!
This movie is a rare type that does so much and does it so well. We have comedy, drama, sex, drugs, violence, urination on a rug... it's all here!

It is hard to talk about what goes on in the movie without revealing too much, but let's just say that we have a guy who just wants to be left along with his bowling buddies who ends up in a scam that he thinks will be his big break.

Much hilarity ensues.

Besides, any movie that features Flea (the basist from the Red Hot Chili Peppers) has to have at least some redeeming value. Rent this if you haven't. Then buy it.

And remember, "I'm the dude!"

G.I. Joe: The Movie
(1987)

sure beats Pokemon!
sorry people, but this pokemon thing that is happening, its not cool! boys playing with such a wussy toy! no no no! GI Joe, now THAT is male toy. its war and guns and explosions and... no one ever dies... ok, it is silly sometimes, but is was just a kid's show.

the movie is great! from the opening sequence to the intricate plot of taking over the world, this movie keeps things interesting. i found the courtmartial of Falcon and the bloody fight between Duke and Serpentor to be a couple things you did not see in the TV series. this movie made things a tad more serious. but what a ride! especially for big kids like me who always loved the show.

Battle of the Superstars
(1993)

One of the best superstar porno movies around
Teri Wiegle fan? Savanah fan? Just like good porn? This movie is great! We get the two stars, plus some other chick thrown in for good measure. A lot of fake boobs in this movie. I love it!

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
(1999)

Not perfect, but this is one fun movie to watch!
Ok, so there were flaws, but wait for the next two movies and then we'll see how just how cool this one really is. It's a shame it got the criticism it did, especially the outrageous comments like "Jar Jar is a racist stereotype" and the like. Get a life people! This is just a silly fantasy movie. Star Wars always has been. It was always meant for a young audience, but managed to capture the heart and minds of kids and adults alike. You cannot take this movie too seriously, that is not the point. It's just a movie! And as far as being somewhat vague as far as story is concerned, this movie is only an "establishing movie" because it sets up a lot of characters for the next two movies. And of course, the effects are outstanding. Hands down the most beautiful piece of film making I have ever seen. Looking forward to the next two.

Wild Things
(1998)

Sleeper Hit!
This movie took me by surprise. I expected a t&a fest, but while there was a 3 some, it almost didn't matter. I mean, yes, denise richards is freaky naked and Neve Cambell only shows her back, but the story was so odd and unexpected, it ended up being a really good mystery movie! Who would have thought?

Pulp Fiction
(1994)

Arguably the best gangster movie of all time!
this movie changed my life forever! i now have tons of catch phrases and sayings for at least the next 20 years. I saw this film 5 times in the theater. that has to mean something.

Color of Night
(1994)

Sex? Yes please.
Some of the hottest sex scenes you'll ever see on a Hollywood movie. Plot? Oh, there's a story too? Oh, ok. Whatever, just as long as I have the rewind and pause buttons ready.

Basic Instinct
(1992)

Sharon Stone, nude, having sex, being sultry... what more do you need?
Sharon Stone showed off all she had in this film. And you know what? The story was good too! She basically wanted everyone to know she would do an erotic role because she knows she looks good. Maybe she needed the money, but the public got what they wanted. If you buy this movie, get the Director's Cut. It's worth it.

The Neverending Story
(1984)

all fantasy-loving geeks... this is your childhood!
i think a lot of people saw themselves in Bastian. A nerdy kid in life, but a hero in his fantasy world. the effects where cheesey, but i'm 21 and still dig this film. the music is great, and the movie still can get a little creepy at times. every kid should watch this film. keep your head on the ground? what for?!?

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